computer science > coerce inept scum. Date: Tue, 28 Feb 1995 18:25:37 -0800 From: ian barland with love Subject: uh-oh A few days ago i got a cool anagram program through alan, only to have my worst suspicions confirmed: "Doctor of Philosophy" ==> "Childproof toy hoops" "hold hoop for copyist" "hot, foppish, coy odor" "Holy ostrich pop food" "doth foil poor psycho" Master's Degree ==> regret; seem sad met dear egress eats mere dregs meager dessert Master's Student ==> stressed mutant stutter madness "Yoav Freund" ==> "deny favour" "a very fun do" "Feed Our Navy" "Fun Day Over" "Jeroen Egbert Ritsema" ==> "mere janitor gets beer" "Ian Thomas Barland" ==> "bad snail marathon" Date: 28 Jun 95 14:48:53 EDT Subject: Anagram Man Sorry... this was just too good to keep to myself: Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway" ------------------------------------------------------------ 10. Enormous, hairy pig with fan 9. Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha! 8. Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air 7. When forming, utopia's hairy 6. A rough whimper of insanity 5. Oh, wormy infuriating phase 4. Inspire humanity, who go far 3. Waiting for any promise, huh? 2. Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet! And the number one anagram for "Information Superhighway": 1. New utopia? Horrifying sham -man agra nam Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 14:23:27 -0700 From: Anne Urban Subject: anagrams Anagrams- 1. Dormitory = Dirty Room 2. Evangelist = Evil's Agent 3. Desperation = A Rope Ends It 4. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots 5. Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em 6. Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler 7. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's 8. Alec Guinness = Genuine Class 9. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet 10. A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place 11. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake 12. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one 13. Contradiction = Accord not in it 14. George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog 15. George Bush = He bugs Gore 16. Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord 17. Ronald Reagan = A darn long era 18. President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns 18. Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone 20. Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer 21. That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. -- Neil Armstrong A thin man ran; makes large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars! To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. == In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. [No: 't' occurs 13 times in the first, and 14 times in the second ?!] [okay: 'g', ]