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"Good Things About Raising The Speed Limit"

   As presented on the 11/30/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
   LETTERMAN
   
   10. Yankee players have better chance of making it home before drugs
   kick in
   9. If the speed limit hits 95, Anna Nicole Smith will try to marry it
   8. People can rush home to not watch CBS
   7. Will speed O.J.'s search for the real killers
   6. Divine Brown able to squeeze in 6 more customers a day
   5. Increased airflow rapidly cools scalding McDonald's coffee on your
   lap
   4. New York cabbies will get lost even faster
   3. Cops forced to spend their time chasing real criminals instead of
   law abiding talk show hosts
   2. Sound of wind passing through the grill is just like having free
   Yoko Ono CD
   1. High speed funeral processions
   
   
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