Article 6985 of alt.religion.monica:
From: andrewk@panix.com (Andrew Taeyon Kim)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.monica
Subject: Re: Roll Call (who's left? (Re: Tired...  *yawn*))
Date: 2 Jun 1994 19:21:31 -0400

			   TOP TEN THINGS TO DO
		  WHEN YOU ARE *THE LAST* PERSON ON EARTH

10. Build your society, become a president, become everything.  Win the
    survior of the year award.
 9. Become a ventriloquist.
 8. Become a headhunter.
 7. Play solitaire.  Again.
 6. Play inter-continental golf (20000 hole, par 80000)
 5. Collapse the time zones into two -- 'Here' and 'Not Here'
 4. Setup your own BBS and flame yourself.
 3. Deny the reality.  Look for other surviors.
 2. Nah.  Find a sheep.
 1. Plant an apple tree.