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> From New York: Residents must wash hands ... it's THE TOP TEN
  LIST for Wednesday, July 5, 1995.  And now, as seen on Court
  TV ... David Letterman!

> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...

TOP TEN DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES

[Originally broadcast 4/21/95]

[Presented by Dolly Parton]

10. Accountants who don't understand how much it costs to make me 
    look this cheap

 9. Trying to play guitar with three-inch fingernails

 8. When the county declares my hair a fire hazard

 7. Confused Dalai Lama constantly asking for theme park royalties

 6. You can't get a wig repaired because Letterman's got some kind 
    of hairpiece crisis

 5. Rhinestone rash

 4. Whenever he visits my gift shop, Garth Brooks tries to shoplift 
    stuff under that big hat

 3. Smartass emcees who introduce you by saying, "And now here they
    are -- Dolly Parton!"

 2. When the Super Bowl is over, winner never says, "I'm goin' to 
    Dollywood"

 1. Nobody notices I've got a great ass, too

        [Music: "Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton]


Compiled by Sue Trowbridge

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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
               11:35 p.m. ET/PT (10:35 CT/MT)
               on the CBS Television Network
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             On Thursday's show, Dave welcomes

             ...STUPID PET TRICKS
	     ...broadcaster HOWARD STERN
	     ...singer ROSEANNE CASH

             [Originally broadcast 10/12/93]

The Top Ten List is Copyright (C) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated.
Used with permission.