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Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 11/29/95
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The Top Ten List

"Changes Westinghouse Is Planning For CBS"

   As presented on the 11/29/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
   LETTERMAN
   
   10. Replace "CBS Eye" with something called "The Westinghouse Finger"
   9. Goodbye old shows that suck; hello new shows that suck
   8. Change name to NBC
   7. Replace Christmas bonus with no Christmas bonus
   6. To boost ratings, switch Murphy Brown with Divine Brown
   5. Give a show to that Kramer guy -- he's a riot!
   4. On a very special "Walker, Texas Ranger," Walker beats the crap out
   of Ross Perot
   3. Coming this fall: "Dr. Letterman, Medicine Woman"
   2. Heightened sexual tension between Morley Safer and Mike Wallace
   1. Fire everything that moves
   
   
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