> Politically Correct Three Little Pigs
>
> Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and
> in harmony with their environment. Using materials that were
> indigenous to the area they each built a beautiful house. One pig
> built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of
> dung, clay and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small
> kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their work
> and settled back to live in peace and self-determination.
>
> But their idyll was soon shattered. One day, along came a big, bad
> wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry in
> both a physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf,
> they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and
> banged on the door, shouting, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"
> The pigs shouted back, "Your gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs
> defending their homes and culture." But the wolf wasn't to be denied
> what he thought was his manifest destiny.
>
> So he huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The
> frightened  pigs ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot
> pursuit. Where the straw house had stood, other wolves bought up the land
> and started a banana plantation.
>
> At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted,
> "Little, pigs, little pigs, let me in!" The pigs shouted back, "Go to
> hell, you carnivorous, imperialistic oppressor!" At this the wolf
> huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to
> the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the
> house of sticks had stood, other wolves built a time-share condo
> resort complex for vacationing wolves, with each unit a fibreglass
> reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops,
> snorkelling and dolphin shows.
>
> At the house of bricks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted,
> "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!" This time in response, the pigs
> sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of protest to the United
> Nations. By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs' refusal to see
> the situation from the carnivore's point of view. So he huffed and
> puffed, and huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over
> dead from a massive heart attack brought on from eating too many fatty
> foods.
>
> The three little pigs rejoiced that justice had triumphed and did a
> little dance around the corpse of the wolf. Their next step was to
> liberate their homeland. They gathered together a band of other pigs
> who had been forced off their lands. This new brigade of porcinistas
> attacked the resort complex with machine-guns and rocket launchers and
> slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors, sending a clear signal to the
> rest of the hemisphere not to meddle in their internal affairs. Then
> the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education,
> universal health care and affordable housing for everyone.
>
> Please note: The wolf in this story was a metaphorical construct. No
> actual wolves were harmed in the writing of the story.