Article 27 of alt.romance.unhappy: Path: darkstar.UCSC.EDU!agate!overload.lbl.gov!ames!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!netline-fddi.jpl.nasa.gov!nntp-server.caltech.edu!erehwon.caltech.edu!jittlov From: jittlov@erehwon.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,alt.ascii-art,alt.romance,alt.romance.unhappy,la.personals,alt.personals,alt.cuddle,soc.singles Subject: Happy Val-Day ASCII! (680 lines) Followup-To: alt.fan.mike-jittlov Date: 15 Feb 1995 01:45:53 GMT Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena Lines: 690 Message-ID: <3hrmch$dm0@gap.cco.caltech.edu> References: <1995Feb13.085927.106295@zeus.aix.calpoly.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: erehwon.caltech.edu Summary: Flame-bait, actually :p Keywords: Jittlov,Valentine,FYI,love,humor,frustration,internet Xref: darkstar.UCSC.EDU alt.fan.mike-jittlov:6367 alt.ascii-art:21342 alt.romance:78960 alt.romance.unhappy:27 alt.personals:128596 alt.cuddle:18074 soc.singles:205659 wrote: >I like to give something to someone for Valentine's, I think I like >her... But even though I'd like to give her something, I don't want >to be vulnerable or looking like a dumba**... Option One: do the following simple exercise - extend your arms, and push yourself away from this computer. Stand up, back up away, and get to a phone and call her, now -- be as fun, interesting/ed and creative as you wish she'd be with you. Nothing attempted, nothing realized. "Inaction is its own reward." (You may quote me) Good Luck! Enjoy Life!! :-D Option Two: use your valuable time to scan and save the following... ----------------------------------------------------------------------->8 clip JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (And my condolences, if you're not doing anything better than reading this ;) (or re-posting it) ******************************************************************************* "I LOVE YOU" Around the World - c/o Are Thunes Samsonsen ******************************************************************************* Afrikaans Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou liefe Albanian Ti je zemra ime Amharic Afekrishalehou Arabic Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female) Basc Nere Maitea Bavarian I mog di narrisch gern Bengali Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi Berber Lakh tirikh Bicol Namumutan ta ka :..:| ..:| |..-.. .::":.., :.:; Braille Bulgarian Obicham te Cambodian kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon Catalan T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo (catalonian) T'estim molt (I love you a lot) Chinese Wo ai ni (Mandarin) Ngo oi ney (Cantonese) Croatian LJUBim te Czech miluji te Danish Jeg elsker dig Dutch Ik houd van jou Estonian Mina armastan sind Esperanto Mi amas vin Farsi Tora dust midaram Flemish Ik zie oe geerne Finnish Mina rakastan sinua French Je t'aime Je vous aime Friesian Ik hou fan dei (sp?) Gaelic Ta gra agam ort German Ich liebe Dich Greek S' ayapo Hausa Ina sonki Hebrew aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female) Ani ohev at (man to woman) Ani ohevet atah (woman to man) Hindi Mae tumko peyar kia Hokkien Wa ai lu Hopi Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian Szeretlek te'ged Icelandic eg elska thig (pronounced "yeg l-ska thig") Indian Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu (Telugu) My Tumse Pyaar Kartha Hun (Hindi) Indonesian Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu Saja kasih saudari Italian Ti amo Irish taim i' ngra leat Japanese Kimi o ai shiteru Aishiteiru Kiswahili Nakupenda Korean Tangsinul sarang ha yo Kurdish Ez te hezdikhem (?) Latin Te amo Amo te Vos amo Lao Khoi huk chau Lingala Nalingi yo Luo Aheri Madrid lingo Me molas, tronca Malaysian Sayah Chantikan Awah Aku sayang enkow Malay Aku sayang padamu Aku cinta padamu Engkaulah permata hatiku Mandarin Wo ai ni Mohawk Konoronhkwa Navaho Ayor anosh'ni Ndebele Niyakutanda Norwegian Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk) Pakistani Muje se mu habbat hai Persian Tora dost daram Filipino Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita Polish Kocham Cie Yacha kocham Portuguese Eu te amo Romanian Te iu besc Russian Ya lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu Scot Gaelic Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian LUBim te. Serbocroatian volim te Shona Ndinokuda Sioux Techihhila Slovak lubim ta Slovene ljubim te Spanish Te amo Te quiero Swahili Nakupenda Swedish Jag a"lskar dig Swiss-German Ch'ha di ga"rn Tagalog Mahal kita Tamil Nan Unnai Kathalikaren Thai Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun Tunisian Ha eh bak Turkish Seni seviyurum Urdu Mujge tumae mahabbat hai Vietnamese Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em Vlaams Ik hue van ye Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi) Yiddish Ikh hob dikh lib Yugoslavian Ya te volim Zazi Ezhele hezdege (sp?) 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