Bubs
| Published 12/10/04

Christian Keesee is what I'd call a "go to" guy. Like when you have the suffocated body of a hooker in the back of your trunk, you can always count on Christian to be there with the lube and Polaroid camera.

Homeless Hal the Streetside Clown
| Published 12/10/04

Do you know those guys dressed as Santa with the bell who always ring the sh*t out of it when you're walking into the store? Yeah, I hate those guys. They don't even have elves! Damn imposters.

Cavin' John
| Published 12/10/04

I personally have never been caving. I hear, however, that while deep inside a cave you can actually hear the sounds of the ocean. Wait, that's a conch shell. I guess there's some point in going caving...maybe it's the smell.

Who's Your Daddy?
| Published 12/10/04

If you're anything like me, your family history is more than a little hazy. Maybe it's from the booze, maybe not - that doesn't matter. What matters is trying to put a few extra forks in your family tree before it falls over from all the inbreeding.

Doria the Russian Mobster
| Published 12/10/04

We here at Whim Online Magazine have a high journalistic standard. We typically like to stray away from stereotypes, especially when you're talking about crazy, drunken, ak-47 wielding Ruskies.

Whim Fruits
| Published 12/10/04

What kind of fruit are you? Would you say that you're more like an apple, or more like an orange? I'd say I'm more like the orange, but not real orange...more like that orange flavor you find in Metamucil or Tang.

Id vs. Ego: 18
| Published 12/10/04

Id vs. Ego has gone through quite a bit during these past few months, and I'd like to say kudos to Adam Gripp for being such a badass inkman. Inkman...that gives me an idea for a new superhero...

Jedi Christ
| Published 12/10/04

As this holiday season comes nearer, remember to celebrate the "reason for the season" by curling up with a loved one and playing drinking games while watching Star Wars. I suggest taking a drink every time a stormtrooper goes down.

Roundhead
| Published 12/10/04

There seem to be some people in the world who have a temper problem. There also seems to be people in the world who have super saiyan powers. Ahh, the mysteries of life.

Samurai and the City
| Published 12/10/04

This exciting new toon holds a lot of promise for the Whim Toon section. Samurai and the City poses 4 young samurais in the middle of the city, with steamy pillow talk and lots of suicide. Sounds like a winning combination!

Eugene the Slug
| Published 12/10/04

The next time you see a slug, before you step on him or get out the salt, ask his name. You may be surprised, especially if it's Doni's friend Eugene. He has a certain talent of writing his name in his own slime.

What a Tool
| Published 12/10/04

Do you ever feel like a tool? Sometimes you wake up and you just feel like a big hacksaw? Maybe it's just me, but when I reach into my pants I sometimes feel some nuts...and bolts...and a screwdriver...or maybe that's just my utility belt.

Ugly Little Boy
| Published 12/10/04

Sometimes, when asked by a child why it's raining, I like to tell them it's because God is crying. If they ask why God is crying, I usually say it must be something they did.

Happy Holidays from Whim!
| Published 12/10/04

Here's one for the holidays, folks. You can just stick that holiday cheer right up the old chimney if you ask me, but I'm paid to be nice so I'll just leave it at "have a safe and happy holiday season". I'm such a sellout.