Id vs. Ego: 15
| Published 11/12/04

Welcome to Hell! On the first floor, you'll find scrumptious hookers and PCP. On the second floor, please direct your attention to the fountain of youth. The fountain of EVIL youth! I'm guessing that's where you spraypaint train cars and pee in your teacher's gas tank.

Washed-Up
| Published 11/12/04

Sometimes in life you have to own up to your failures. Me, I like to procrastinate that as long as possible. Vote Daine for Prom King 2001!!

Bubs
| Published 11/12/04

This week, toon whore Christian Keesee unveils his newest comic series. Evidently it's about a guy in a bee suit and a retarded caterpillar. Or maybe it's not a bee suit; maybe it's a penguin dressed up like a worm who's DREAMING about a bee and a retarded caterpillar. Jeez, I have to lay off the cough syrup.

Homeless Hal the Streetside Clown
| Published 11/12/04

Hal has some deep-seeded problems. This may explain his homelessness, but not his rash behavior. Next week, look forward to lots of shat jokes and booze-tastic fun!