The Top 10 "Best" Worst Horror/Thriller Movies
| Published 10/29/04
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While I count these down, they really don't go in any particular order because, let's face it, they all suck. 10. "Scream 2" Never mind that the third one was worse or the first one was better or whatever you believe. This one is my favorite "Scream" movie and I'll tell you why: body count, wicked puns, lame ending and interesting turn of events. Let me just say this movie was loaded with celebrities. This one probably packed more than the average, and that surprised me. Jackie from "Roseanne" being the main villain was classic. 9. "Halloween H20" Hello, LL Cool J is in it. That right there means it must be amazing. Aside from the fact that this movie actually did hold some excellent-ness to it, the next "Halloween" movie actually destroyed it by saying that Michael Myers was an imposter. 8. "Shadow of the Vampire" This movie has the greatest line ever. With the movie being the creation of "Nosferatu," the movie back some several decades ago, it was very interesting with William Dafoe as Dracula. The best line was Nosferatu's response to being told not to eat any more crew members because they are important to the making of the movie: "I don't think we need the writer anymore." Aww, on to more suck-isms. 7. "Freddy vs. Jason" See this movie for the laughs alone. It is so bad that it's good and makes me pray for the sequel to have Ash in it. 6. "Darkness Falls" This movie scared me a bit ... scared me to know that there were people dumb enough to make it. C'mon, the Tooth Fairy is the villain. Who hasn't freaked out about the Tooth Fairy before? 5. "Fear dot com" If you haven't seen this movie but have seen the ring then don't bother, they are exact duplicates. The only difference is it's a 48 hour thing and greatest fear and anyways this brings us to our number 4. 4. "The Ring" Seven days my arse. A sequel to this movie is being made. Don't these people have caller ID, star 69, the ability to not answer a phone? If you don't answer it, they can't say "seven days" and then off you. DUR. 3. "Bride of Chucky" If I ever see a Chucky doll, I'd probably burn it just in case. This being the only Chucky movie I've seen, though, ouchies. It was bad but very funny. Are they supposed to be like that? 2. "Blair Witch 2" Being a person who has only seen this rendition of the Blair Witch, I have to say ouch. It was difficult to take a concept and make it into a movie rather than the documentary view but man, naked Wikkas unite on this one and say "BLAH." And the number one "best" worst horror/thriller movie is.........*Drumroll please* 1. "Wrong Turn" I really enjoy this movie. I mean, c'mon, they take the concept of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and use inbred West Virginians. Let's not even go into how they reproduce or anything, but you know what they say: "Mafia people will kill you, Mountain men will keep you."
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I like the part where the sister got killed in her apartment. She was in her bed and the thing came out from under her blankets. That was sexy. Comments: Comments: Name: Brandon Comments: Comments: Comments: Comments: |
