Polka against Kerry
| Published 10/15/04

Graphic by: Doni Neel

OK, so we heard all of the tons of people in Hollywood that are anti-Bush. There is a movie that should be renamed "Bush-Bashing." There are two albums out called, "Rock against Bush" that are trying to bring down Bush's role as President. But where's the backlash? Where's the answer to it? I've had enough. I think it's time for Polka against Kerry to see the light of day.

This is a land of freedom of speech and everyone is entitled to their opinion. This article is in no way against that. However, the attacks are too one-sided. We hear the celebrities ready to bash Bush without a second though. We hear the microphones and the guitars going completely against him. It's time, however, for a change. We need the accordions, the tubas and the pianos to take stand and POLKA down with their bad selves.

Really though, the facts are clear. Many of celebrities are abused by Bush on a daily basis. They obviously are taxed the worst and have reason to fight back. Just like rockers, polka people are brutalized by Kerry with every move he makes. It's just a well-known fact that John Kerry is the worst thing to happen to Polka since the synthesizer.