Girlfriend Applications Phil Hunnicutt Published 04/30/04 I'm combining the work world and the world of love to bring you beaurocracy in dating! How could this possibly go wrong? more...		Quad Fest: A Tale of Two Cities Andrew Lent Published 04/30/04 Last year, I experienced Quad Fest on campus. Due to my living arrangement, I witnessed the crazy, out-of-control spirit of an off-campus day of Quad Fest this year. more...
	Protecting the Civil Liberties of Homosexual Couples Jesse Kleckner Published 04/30/04 The protection of basic human rights has had an integral part in sustaining our nation's freedom. more...		Avoiding Summer Boredom Phil Hunnicutt Published 04/30/04 Summers can be really boring for college kids. more...
	Dennis Miller Learns the "3 P's of Selling Out" Joshua Rosenfeld Published 04/30/04 Dennis Miller Live, the tongue-in-pucker talk show that has been taking the right wing world by storm had no less than three unexpected appearances on last night's installment of the show that has been billed as "fair and accurate talk television." more...		The FCC: Allowing Everyone, Except Me, to Control the Content I Intake Since 1955 Phil Hunnicutt Published 04/30/04 About a year ago, the FCC lifted regulations on broadcast companies that prevented monopolies.more...
	The Main Event Joshua Rosenfeld Published 04/30/04 It's finally happened. While you were there in your living room watching oiled men in thongs beat the snot out of each other to theater blocking, the most epic vendetta in the last two millennia was declared: more...		Where Did the Taco Salad Go? Zoe Brown Published 04/30/04 Imagine yourself in this situation: you've waited all summer to get back to school- not for the parties, the friends, or the classes, but for that taco salad you've been craving all summer.more...