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Spam....the other other white meat

Name: Todd
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The concept of marriage may have its roots in religion. But nowadays, it's a legal institution as well as a ceremonial act of commitment. I'm married and I belong to no religion. (I got married by a "whatever" as you put it) If 2 people love eachother and want to commit themselves to eachother both legally and emotionally, IMHO, they should be allowed to do so. I dont understand the outrage against this? What harm comes to you by letting two gay people marry? So they'll gain all the legal rights of married couples....what's it to you??? Does your ability to have your own family values stop there...obliterated by the blasphemy that not eveyone is exactly like you? Does it offend your religion? again...what's it to ya? Freedom of speech, press and Religion kinda dictate that your religion is gonna be offended. You can still be a a good person and inherit the earth if gay people get married. Can't you? anyway..Im ranting. I just dont get it, and I think Bush is crossing the line (once again) with his constitutional ammendment.

Name: Stanley
Year: 2004
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Hey people; marriage is an institution created through the medium of religious tradition. Why do you think it's done by a priest or whatever? Marriage is not a phenomena of the state but of the bible/torah whatever in which a union between a man and a woman... well, here ya go: If your gay and in love, why do you even need some pompous ceremony created by a religion that doesn't fully accept you anyways?

Name: Stanley
Year: 2004
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Hey people; marriage is an institution created through the medium of religious tradition. Why do you think it's done by a priest or whatever? Marriage is not a phenomena of the state but of the bible/torah whatever in which a union between a man and a woman... well, here ya go: If your gay and in love, why do you even need some pompous ceremony created by a religion that doesn't fully accept you anyways?

Name: Stanley
Year: 2004
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Hey people; marriage is an institution created through the medium of religious tradition. Why do you think it's done by a priest or whatever? Marriage is not a phenomena of the state but of the bible/torah whatever in which a union between a man and a woman... well, here ya go: If your gay and in love, why do you even need some pompous ceremony created by a religion that doesn't fully accept you anyways?

Name: John
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Happy New Year my faithful, loyal Whim readers!

Name: Todd
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Have a Nu-cu-Leer New Years everybody!!

Name: Ande
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Bush proposing an Ammendment banning gay marriages is in itself unconstitutional. It goes against the idea of human rights and equality. We live in a world of hypocrites. And it does offend my sexual preference a bit.

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That's Dr. Crackhead; I didn't go through six years of crackhead medical school to be called "Mr. Crackhead" thank you.

Name: daine
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about the same as i feel about mister bush in general - pissed off, uninformed, and cheated* *not intended as a sexaul-preference opinion.

Name: Todd
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How do you guys feel about Mr. Bush proposing a Constitutional Ammendment banning gay mairrages?

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Mr. Crackhead, you have a Merry Christmas too and keep off the yellow snow.

Name: Dr. Crackhead
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I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!! haHahahah - FUCK THIS PUSSY-ASS SHIT - SUCK MY FUCKING COCK AND DRINK THE CUM OUT OF MY BALLS, BITCH!!!!!!!!

Name: Todd
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I meant "brother" in a purely ambigous and androginous way. Strictly PC :)

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Has anyone noticed that Saddam looks like a Santa Claus from Iraq?

Name: Ande
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hehe! its funny you say "my brother" because I am a girl

Name: Todd
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More power to ya!! The 'vent' is stong in you my brother. Honestly, I mean no further offense. -peace-

Name: Ande
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I really wish that these comments did not have to be seen by everyone. Damn, I would've left breif, comic ones like Daine and Shaggy if I had known that to begin with. And I wish some of them could be deleted. I am actually a very private person, and don't usually tell anyone except my twin sister and my counselor what I'm really thinking about, which is about five million things similtaneously. Todd, the last thing I would ever do is brag or try to do any sef-promotion. In fact, my psychoanalyst told me yesterday, that my problem is I blame myself for everything and I get so caught up in trying to help resolve family issues and mediate between a few close friends I care about, who havent deserted me, that I lose track of myself completely. I am not better than anyone else and neither are you. Thats right, I go to counseling and I was almost put in a mental institution once, but managed to break out of my restraints.....Yay! so dont fuck with me-PEACE

Name: Shaun
Year: ABT
Major: English
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Wow, what's up with all these guest writers this week writing QUALITY articles. Where the hell were they all this time?

Name: Todd
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ande - I found your post to be more of along the lines of bragging self-promotion than a caring expression for those of the world, but if I misinterpreted that, well then...I am sorry. I would hardly call my jab at your post as an expression of "self-absorbed" hatred of anyone who cares...but if I offended, then I do apologize. If it makes a difference at all, watching the news nowadays pisses billions of people around the world off, myself included, and there are quite a few of us with relatives in other countries. -peace-

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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There are times when I think RU is nothing but a front for greedy, selfish, old farts who want to make money and to live on mountains in the New River Valley. They just have no care for the very people and community they are representing.

Name: Ande
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John,Phil,Andrew, Daine,Patrick and everyone else involved in whim: the site looks really good!your writings,toons,ecetera are insightful and humorous ;)

Name: ande
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Todd, you completely missed the point of what I was saying....What I meant was yeah....I have a few issues with school, relationships,ect. Who doesn't? However, there are more important things going on in the world, and with people I care about that I worry about. It sucks there are people like you, who are so self-absorbed they constantly mistinterpret those who really do give a fuck about others.....

Name: Greg
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Aight, I'm back, sorry it's been so long, my computer's just junk. Anyway, when I wrote my last bruise, I wasn't in the happiest of moods and had been stressing over things. I feel better now, but I just meant to offer some advice w/ regards to sexual relations and that's to be safe. My parents had me when they were 17 and 21. I'm 24 and I know I'm not ready to be a Dad. Plus, it's not eaiser since I'm not w/ the girl who's having my kid (not my decision). I'm sure everyone here is smart, mature, and responsible. I just wanted to offer some insight. I have some bruises for ya, but I think they'd be some seriously strong punches, so I may save them for later. Enjoy the snow!!

Name: Patrick
Year: 2004
Major: Business Administration
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I hate when I've been up all night procrastinating on a paper and presentation for a class I have in two hours. It really isn't fun. Plus I can't even find Enron's mission statement anywhere. It seems like it would be everywhere. Damn son.

Name: Brandon
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But there's still hope...

Name: ande
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didnt get into exit 109.......hmmmmm.........what a bug fuckin surprise.......whatever......i dont care anymore

Name: Dylan
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Car Gravveyard, OOOHHHHH! No insurance money for me and yooouuuu! Nothing to do with my car, nowadays it don't go to far... Car GRaveyard!!! The river ran high and cold, When the seats get dry they might have mold... OOOHHHH!

Name: Dylan
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Car Gravveyard, OOOHHHHH! No insurance money for me and yooouuuu! Nothing to do with my car, nowadays it don't go to far... Car GRaveyard!!! The river ran high and cold, When the seats get dry they might have mold... OOOHHHH!

Name: Todd
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I geuss Im awesome or something, I mean...nothing new for me...I mean...Im so different and rebelious and ...I mean..I do have relatives in foreign countries.....

Name: ande
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i guess my last series of writing and artwork submissions bothered people or something........thats ok.......nothin new for me......More importantly i get so pissed off watching the news lately.....I have step-family members all over the world. Israel for one.......

Name: Ande Hearn
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i honestly really wish i could've been down there playin in the storm instead of in the art gallery. i would've liked to go swimming or sail off on top of a car

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WoRD

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I hear what you're saying, and agree with you completely that RU reacted poorly in relaying information to the students. In the future they should really just shut that lot down all together,but then we run into the problem of not enought lots on campus. RU needs to get their act together.

Name: chami
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*theirs

Name: Chami
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I can understand the school not being able to control the weather. However, I am extremely disappointed in their communication skills. I attended the meeting. They were aware at 6 that AEP had released water through 18 of their gates to prevent the dam from breaking. Instead of emailing all students, they had RDs post signs on dorm hall doors. I am gonna write a song called "Car Graveyard" in dedication to all those lost souls. RIP. And kudos to all the dudes who immidiately went into that water to push out cars that weren't even theres.

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Good call Chami, although it's not really the school's fault that one of the parking lots flooded, since they can't really control the rain and weather. I think the school having an informational meeting for those who had damage done to their cars. I'm not sure of the details but hopefully they will help out in some way or another.

Name: Chami
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I hope the school is satisfied with how many students learned last night that cars definately do not float.

Name: daine
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ru basketball - picking up where ru football never started

Name: Brandon
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I think Josh there is from the almighty CNU. Just what we need is another political party...yay. Party harty.

RU Basketball starts soon! Go Highlanders, biatch! There's an exhibition game Saturday at 4pm. Word to the all your mothers.

Name: John
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Devils are undefeated on the road!

Name: Todd
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and what exactly is the problem with pregnancy?

Name: Greg
Year: Junior coming back
Major: Journalism
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I thought I'd add my 2 cents. TMNT ruled in the day, but I dunno if the new TMNT can live up to the original. Politics: The goverment is stupid. Anarchy! I have a new organization, it's called Shizzle Greg's Nizzle. My advice to all, don't get pregnant and/or don't get anyone pregnant. Nuff said. ='( I have some more topics for ya, but I really don't wanna hear anything about it. LOL

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Baseball is over guys. The fish won, the empire is in shambles, the socks are being washed, and the Cubs are in hibernation for another season. Get over it.

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guess the red sox fan had nothing to say to being WORSE than the yankees. it sucks when reality hits huh.

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where were the red sox in the world series? oh yeah they got beat... I guess if the yankees suck.. then the red sox are truly hurtin' for certain.

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Ah Aradon, the classics.

Name: Aradon
Year: Soph.
Major: CS
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How about some jokes? What's funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit! What's worse then one dead baby in one trashcan? One dead Baby in Eight Trashcans! The day is mine!

Name: Jon
Year: Soph
Major: Tom
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I checked out the www.youngconstitutionalists.org website.... scary. So you believe in the right to life, but you are pro death penalty for drug offenses? Will you try to stone the stoners? Jeebus is berry mad!

Name: fasty
Year: junior
Major: mstd
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hey yankees fans jump on the bandwagon like everyone else. yankees suck. -true red sox fan

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Joshua Dermer, if you go to Radford, shouldn't you have a Radford email account? What's with the hotmail account?

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Personally I am tired of politics period. Well unless it involves a juicy sex scandal or a celebrity being voted into office....

Name: Josh Dermer
Year: soph
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Are you tired of the current political status quo at Radford?? Looking to join a brand new organization?? My name is Josh Dermer and I'm looking for students at Radford who are willing to start a new chapter of an organization called the Young Constitutionalists: www.youngconstitutionalists.org The Young Constitutionalists (YC) is an organization whose purpose is to stimulate in young people, an active interest in governmental affairs, discuss the ideas and principles of the Constitution Party, and recruit new members. We help students/voters understand the issues and Constitutionalist candidates during an election. If you are interested in founding a new chapter of the YC, please email me at JoshuaDermer@hotmail.com

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Dem Marlins might pull this off. Maybe the South will rise again after all.

Name: Mike Flick
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I missed that other comment, Jon. I appreciate the clarification. My bad.

Name: Mike Flick
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OK, that guy named Jon needs to be a little less anal-retentive on life and politics. Contrary to popular belief, the US is not a police state and will not be one soon. PETA has also been known to be a radical threat, as well. When one member of ALF was sentenced to almost 5 years in prison for destruction on a lab, PETA paid his $50,000 legal bill. Environmental radicalism is alot more dangerous than people make it out to be.

Name: Brandon
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The Yankees...we know this all by now...are the evil empire.

The Marlins have never lost a postseason series. Well, they've only went once before this year, but hey....they're going to WHOOP the Yanks. In 7 games if they have to...

Name: Brandon
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Daine. Go Marlins!

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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LETS START SOME FIRES! VT LOST TO WVU! YOU SUCK HOKIES!

Name: John
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Man I have to say that I "frik'n" LOVE the Yankees! Then again I'm from New Jersey, which makes me a Yankee in the north versus south sense of the word. Not to mention that they've won more World Series titles than any other team in baseball. What's not to love?

Name: Todd
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How can you hate the Frick'n Yankees? They won the war!! With the help of their Fullback Goalie, The "A-Bomb" Licoln, they singlehandedly abolished slavery!! Not to mention the fact that their from NEW JERSEY!!! Who could hate NEW JERSEY?!? Go Frick'n Yankees GO! Touchdown Touchdown!!

Name: daine
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anyone else hate the friken yankees? sorry, i had to bring it up.

Name: John
Year: Senior
Major: MSTD
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Well Charlene, Rachel brought the Bruise Board back last year, and I liked it so much that I kept it for this season. I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon, so enjoy!

Name: Todd
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Who's Splodo?

Name: Charlene Ratliff
Year: Finally Graduated
Major: English
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My beloved bruise board! Oh how I missed thee. Shall I compare thee to a summers day? *Ahem* sorry Shakespeare class flashback. Ok who do I need to thank for bringing "da board" back to the front page? *HUGS!!!!*

Name: Jon
Major: Tom
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Let me rephrase something, instead of saying I have done more things than the majority of people on this board, I would rather say I have done different things. I say that because I have taken a non-traditional approach to my education and life in general. I appolgize to the board if I sounded like I was trying to say I knew more because I had done "more". I find the point of view of people younger than me to be refreshing a lot of times, because they are more willing to question authority and are usually more willing to think "outside the box". Thanks :-)

Name: Shaggy
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Personally I think all animal rights groups are nutballs but that is just my opinion.

Name: Jon
Year: 2004
Major: Tom
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Christy, ALF or the Animal Liberation Front is probably the Animal rights group you are thinking of, Peta does not take part in what is considered "direct action". P.S. We only live in one "environment", you can drop the S Splodo, So the Envirowackos are looking for a police state? I thought it was the Ashcroft Justice Dept. who gave us the USA Patriot Act and are currently trying to erode our civil rights even further with Patriot II. Whats worse- being PC or jumping on the bandwagon? I hope you enjoy living in the Bush sponsored police state. Jeff- Wow, you certainly paint with some broad strokes. FYI, I am 29, served in the Military and spent 5 years workingin a pretty demanding job providing security for foreign diplomats. I have many opinions and they are well researched. I am probably a lot older and have done more than most of the people who post on this board, but at least I am a student at RU, Whats your excuse? I think this weekend I will write to some jr. high kids and tell them how little they know because I am old as balls. Get a life.

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YAY FOR FALL BREAK! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

Name: Todd
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Yeah, he's...he's really dead, yeah he's really dead, he rose from the ground because he's DEAD!

Name: Christie
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I was joking about Greenpeace,they are nearly as radical as Peta. I suggest always researching an organization you are interested in, never go impulsively on emotion!

Name: Christie
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I agree that Peta gets attention, however I do not believe that it is all good publicity. Yes I know who Peta is, but the only reason that I keep up with the organization is to see what stupid things they have done in the world now. Whether it is burning down human research facilities, letting mink out of mink farms, or throwing meat dipped in red paint at fur wearers, I feel that they are a threat to society as well as animals. Any sensible human knows that releasing animals from a zoo will probably result in the animal dying. However Peta and other Peta produced organizations do this everyday. I, for one, know a lot of stupid animal-endangering tactics that Peta has done, and will not support any activity, fund-raising, or organization they are behind. Go to this webpage to view another opinion on Peta and related organizationsá
Support Greenpeace- they help animals and the environments they live in!

Name: John
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I think when the Rangers played PETA they had a rough go. Right when PETA started running around naked, the Rangers ran away and the puck floated into the net by accident. PETA lost that game only 12 to 1.

Name: Todd
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Peta vs. NJ Devils. Malnourished, underweight and sickly looking, Peta was no match for the Devils, who were missing more than a couple of teeth, but had no want for beef and cheese induced heft. The Devils swiftly laid into the Hemp clad Peta players with 26 goals in the first 3 minutes. The Peta team responded by running around naked. The rest of the game proceeded in a simlar fashion with a final score of 182 to 0. When asked how he felt his team performed, Peta coach Adolf "Tofu" Tofu remarked, "Well, Ya know...Milk sucks..."

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Well said John, well said.

Name: John
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Yeah, Shaggy, but when you have people like Jagr and Bondra playing against the Islander's, something terrible has got to happen to the Islanders.
I'll give you the fact that they didn't just beat the Islanders, but they really hammered them, but growing up where I did, in the not so garden state, I have to say that I've never had a lot of faith in the Islanders.
That being said, even though the Devils only tied their first game against the Bruins, they were shooting against Felix Potvin, a goalie with a pretty good reputation.
Like the saying goes, any team can beat any other team, on any given day. It's only game one and there's a whole season ahead of us.
I think the hardest part about being on a team that won the cup the previous year, is that everyone is gunning for you a little bit harder. They can't bear to see it happen again. We'll just have to wait and see if the Devil's can live up to the expectation again.

Name: Aaron
Year: Junior
Major: I STILL HAVE NO MAJOR!!!!
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To christie, Peta may take a few things to far in some peoples mind, but they get peoples attention (that is what advertising is all about, any publicity is good publicity I know when I was with RU student media, they also believed that any publicity is good). Peta's tactics are usually those that are controversial to get this type of attention for 2 reasons; one to increase the number of teenagers who want to "question authority" (one of Peta's phrases), and two to increase the awareness of what goes on in the world. You better watch out, vegs are gonna take over the world, everyone is changing over to a healthy cruel free lifestyle!! :-P

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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I don't know John. If the season was decided by the opening game then my Washington Caps would have your Devils in a fix. NJ couldn't knock off the Bruins however Caps slapped those Islander monkeys like they were on Viagra. Rooks and vets whacked it good tonight 6-1. I go out on a limb and say this but I'm smelling a good year for Washington.

Name: Christie
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PETA is a bunch of well intentioned people who take thier opinions too far. Most of the time they hurt the situation more than they help. I mean,"paint hot girl's naked bodies to look like a tiger"? Come on...what a great way to attract men to the circus.

Name: John
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And yes shaggy, we can count... at least that's what I think you were asking. Oh well.... GO DEVILS!

Name: Brandon
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Wow, a lot has been said since the last I've been here. Word to the motherload.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions here, but only mine is the right one. I know, it's too fair.

Amen, Shaggy...on the Rush issue. I only watch SportsCenter with one eye open now. Bastards.

Name: Todd
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I had a garden once. I sold it to New Jersey and it quickly got run over by someone cutting me off.

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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That is debatable John, on all counts.

Name: John
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And by the way NJ has some nice parts to it. It IS called "the Garden State" you know. Not to mention they have the best hockey team in the nation.

Name: John
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Sorry Todd, I couldn't help myself, it all started with just trying to spur something into action here, and unfortunately you took the bait... then I thought to myself, "man he's my best friend, I can't leave him hangin' like that."
So you now have my heartfelt public apology.
You know, every once in a while a little bit of NJ pops up, but I'm attending group for that, and it's almost gone.

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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PS- And then the commentators on ESPN apologize to the public for not taking Limbaugh down a peg when he originally said the question? What a bunch of pusses on that network. See if I ever watch that crap again.

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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I would like to send a major FU out to ESPN for how they handled the Rush L. situation. I am not for or against Limbaugh. I could give a crap what his political stances are. However, I think he has a right to his opinion no matter how stupid it is. Was what he said racist? No. Was what he said stupid and uneducated? Hell yes. But he has a right to be stupid because he lives here in the United States and laws, rights, and systems protect even the dumbest of Americans. However, ESPN brought that man in to create controversy and he did it with flying colors. What stinks about the whole thing is they chickened out and did not support Limbaugh at all. They paid him to come in and stir the pot and he did. Then they turn around and give him the boot for doing what they paid him to do. That sucks. And everyone blowing this thing out of proportion sucks too. What the hell is America becoming where you can't even voice your opinions anymore without getting sued or stoned?

Name: Todd
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John, You are a bastard. and your from New Jersey to boot! I shall never underestimate your sneakyness again. and yes, I was the milkman, and the walrus, and the reason that birds suddenly appear every time I am near.

Name: Aaron/ Former Media Whore
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Hey guys this is aaron from 2 years ago, omg it has been such a long time and I haven't seen anyone or talked ot many in a while due to time constraints, but anyways I am just letting you know I am coming down this weekend (10th, 11th, and maybe 12th) if you want to hang out send me an e-mail and I will talk to you then, only1_bean@hotmail.com

Name: Aaron
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If you want to know peta's views on why milk is bad just go to www.milksucks.com And yes the cows are treated very cruely, and if you support the milk industry you also support the veal calf industry b/c the calves born to the milking cows are then used for veal (which is very cruel because they basically stick the calves in a poor little box and do not let them move until they kill them, try living in a box and never moving and see if you like it) to learn more about peta and what they stand for the best place to go is their website of course, and also www.petatv.com and click on the "meet your meat" video, enjoy :-)

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Here's my understanding: Schools have replaced soda machines with "flavored milk" machines in a "health" move. Peta points out that the "flavored" milk has more sugar and more fat than soda. Peta also points out the dairy industries "cruel" treatment of cows to mass produce the milk and the milk is full of hormones. And to top it all off, theres the many health problems associated with dairy products. Take from this what you may, there's many more links available out on the web. I personally think they have a point. But then again Im lactose intolerant and think milk is bad for people anyway.

Name: John
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It's nice to see some actual bruises being formed on this board. Keep it up guys. Here's a topic you may be interested in. Peta is trying to ban milk sales in public schools in New York State. What's that all about?

Name: Todd
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and what, pray tell, are you talking about? other than insulting the intelligence and conviction of most of this board with your broad and sweeping generalizations? You insinuate that I am impressionable, naive, and unable of doing my own research, but you still dont tell me what you believe. Youve laid down some pretty insulting statements without offering anything, except to say that you are older, and dont wear a hairnet....My allegiance is not swayed. You wanna get into it? Lay it out.

Name: Jeff
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Sure. I'm a 45-year-old parent who was in your shoes once. I've been through school, and changed my opinions. I've been around long enough at this point to know and understand that at your age you're only beginning to form your opinions. Just when you think that they're set in stone you'll be listening to the next right or left wing leader with enough "proof", whatever that may be at the moment, to sway your allegiance. By the time you hit your thirties, and hold a job down that doesn‰t involve wearing a hair net and rubber gloves, then maybe, just maybe you‰ll start to understand what I‰m talking about.

Name: Todd
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And you, kind sir, are..... Might you be interested in impressing me with your qualifications to make such judgmental statements?

Name: Jeff
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What do you all know about pressing issues today. You're just a bunch of students with opinions that change as often as undergarments.

Name: Todd
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I think that was Enron's mission statement.....

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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I like hunting big bucks with big guns.

Name: Todd
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Yeah, Id have to agree with you about the headache aspect of politics. Of course the decline of our nation at the hands of a meglomaniacal corporate war puppet the ongoing recession makes me a little sick as well. But ....at the end of every day, I can always look to Ben and J-lo for the comfort and love I need.

Name: Brandon
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Politics just gives me a headache, but bring it on if you want it.

J-Lo and Ben were so cute together! Ha....I'm kidding...really.

Name: Todd
Year: 1977
Major: Lt. Seargent
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Kick'n site. and I would reccomend never skipping the politics. If not for Politics, Religion, Abortion, J-Lo and Ben, and New Jersey, what would we have to argue about. By definition of the title, I would say the "Bruise" board isnt about shiny happy people stoking eachothers ego's.... Love ya

Name: Brandon
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Oh, by the way....when is someone else other than the 3 or 4 of us going to post. I feel so... well, you know. Super-starrish.

Name: Brandon
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That's a new flavor Shaggy! On its way to becoming cliche too.......so nahh!

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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Actually I find both vanilla and chocolate cliche. I like the taste of the underside of a 20 year old manhole cover.

Name: daine
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yeah, let's skip politics...although i must note that i thought shaggy's comment was funny. in a punny way. also, it just occurred to me that funny and punny rhymes. how f*cking hilarious!!!! please shoot me.

Name: Brandon
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I'm too exhausted to talk about politics.

What about pudding? Chocolate or vanilla?

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
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It depends on what kind of Bush you are talking about.

Major: Instigator
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President Bush - Would you re-elect him? Do you support his views, and actions as of late?

Name: daine
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if i was an ass-kickin' ninja turtle, i'd choose somewhere cooler to live than the sewer....although it gave mich a good skating area.

Name: John
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You weren't supposed to tell people that Brandon, but it's true. Keep it on the down-low if you can. Thanks. GO NINJA TURTLES!

Name: Brandon
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Also, I think John may have a weird obsession with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're back, you know.

Name: John
Year: Senior
Major: MSTD
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Hey Thanks Shaggy, I knew you'd love it! Actually some of it came from the fact that everywhere you turn in Radford it seems that the road is being torn apart by construction crews. They've been building here since I started going to this school, and I doubt they will be done by the time I graduate.

Name: Shaggy
Year: Alumni
Comments:
What is with the new sewer theme on Whim? Are you saying WHIM smells of a sewer or is it going to turn into one of those underground emo I-live-under-a-black-cloud zines where only people who want to kill themselves write?

Name: Brandon
Year: Senior
Major: I.S.
Comments:
Umm...your mama wears high heels!

Name: Andrew
Year: Sophmore
Major: Political Science
Comments:
And if you've read Patrick's article, there are some freshmen girls with beer and targets on them to pimp out to.

Name: Splodo
Year: 2003
Major: Instigator
Comments:
I would like to personally insult every PC, torch wielding, EnviroWacko in the viewing area. Hope you get what you ask for; A police state where I'm in Charge of your sorry ass. I may pimp you out to drunk freshman.

Name: Nikki
Year: Alumni
Major: ly graduated
Comments:
The site looks great, guys! Keep it up, John! I love the new look. The toons look great, Daine; you're doing an amazing job. And can I get a hell yeah for Nick's beautiful clean-up job on the Tartan?! I've finally put down the red pen...