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For this, the last edition of the semester, I thought I'd start off with some cheesy holiday jokes and puns. Well, I thought I would, but quickly realized that would be silly and unprofessional. So, instead, I'm leaving all of the jokes aside and only coming through with solid, informational, incredibly boring section this time. I figure this is the best way to get at that jolly fat man with no soul, passing out presents like it was his job or something. Yeah, that's right - I'm talking about YOU, mister UPS man! You think I'm not on to your scheme, but you're wrong! You'd better watch those brake lines if you...well, I've said too much. Anyway, enjoy the content and I'll see you next year! Fools!
Inktank has been providing quality webtoons for a few years now, but unfortunately it has gone on an "extended hiatus". Nevertheless, that doesn't stop the archived toons from making you soil that santa suit. Tell the kids if they're extra good, that evil elf won't come down their chimneys this year - he'll go Rambo style, bustin' windows and packing heat like an arc welder. Then console their tears by telling them that they deserve it anyway. Yeah, I love this time of year.
When I think of funny, usually a few things come to mind - GW Bush, midgets, and bad foriegn translations are just a few off the top of the list. With this in mind, why have I never featured any George W. Bush quotes? Well, that's too political. What about midgets? I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Ok, bad foriegn translations? That one sounds like pure gold. That's why for this last edition of the 2003 year, I'm posting a comic site that will have you saying "huh?" in no time. Meet P.A. Lofgren of Sweden and his buxom, large-breasted Swedish toon heroines. This collection of comics will have you laughing in a crazy foriegn accent, yah! Look at the vĪrta on that kvinnan!
To end this semester's toon section (and my very first attempt at a managerial Whim position), I decided to do something uber-special for all of the comic lovers in cyberspace. No, I'm not quitting 13th Grade yet. I figured I'd post some pictures of Angelina Jolie in a saucy Mrs. Claus suit! And if you believe that one, maybe you really will get that new SUV for X-mas. Suckers.
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