April Foolâs Day is long gone now, so I hope the tom-foolery is out of your system, because from here on out all we have here at Whim is hard-nosed reporting· mixed in with some tom-foolery, of course.

Obviously this week will be magnificently irresistible. What else can I say? Our top dogs have been operational all week to provide you with irresistible content in an effort to endow you with that one special moment in the day that has nothing to do with worry, anxiousness, concern, or possibly even fretting.

I would write more, but this top dog has some worrying, anxiousness, concerns, and yes, youâve guessed it, fretting ahead. Unfortunately I have some large projects that are clouding out the end of the semester. The crystal ball has become unclear. Oh no, Iâm getting sleepy. Everythingâs blurry· Where did you go·

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John J Cordiano
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