I canāt believe Spring Break is already behind us. I donāt know about you, but for me the time flies by during this part of the semester. There are less than six weeks until we have our summer freedom! Unfortunately, we have a lot of work to do between now and then.

Thankfully in the midst of all your hard work youāve found yourself reading Whim! This week we have one of the more controversial and intriguing issues for your reading pleasure. Breast Technologies Week has landed *SPLAT* on Kevin our Tech Section Manager. Alright! Youāve got me! Nothing has actually landed on Kevin, but everything youāve ever wanted to know about implants, reductions, bras, breast cancer, or anything that has anything to do with breasts can be found in the Tech Section.

Never fear; we have plenty of content that has nothing to do with breasts as well, but I would be pretty surprised if I found out that none of you stopped by Kevinās section to take a peek.

At this point, there are some readers who havenāt even made it this far down the page. They saw the word breasts, and BAM, they were there. For those of you who are actually still reading this, I truly appreciate your patronage to my introduction.

One last thing before I set you free on this splendid edition of Whim. Iāve tallied the results for my mission and it seems that the person with the most posts to our Bruise Board since our last issue, is Whimās own PR Manager, Andrew Kinback. Congratulations, Andrew; see me to receive your prize.

With that, I bid you all a spectacular week filled with productive work and plenty of procrastination (reading Whim, of course)!

John J Cordiano
Executive Assistant

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