Lordy me; how could we ever out-do the Valentineās Edition? Well, we'll have you know that weāre all overjoyed with this weekās evaluation of hand-held devices. Check out the Tech Section for the scoop on what kind of PDA you need.

What if you donāt know what a PDA is, and you donāt care? Well, thatās all right too, because I know that the Vent Section has some very sided opinions to tantalize your mind with.

Not so much into the opinion thing, huh? I feel where youāre coming from and suggest you stop by the Life Section. Itās pretty damn happeninā over there with the new top ten this week and some great talk about SEX! Yes, you heard me right: SEX!

Donāt tell me youāre not interested in sex, because I think youāre lying, but thatās okay because I know you love to watch sports· and whatās the next best thing to watching sports? You guessed it· reading about them in the Sports Section.

So youāre still reading this because youāre not crazy about sports. Iām dumbfounded that I havenāt sparked the least bit of interest in you yet, but I will not give up. This next section is a must-see. Even if you canāt read, you can look at the pretty pictures. Itās a clear winner so please visit the Toon Section and fulfill all your toonish needs.

I saved this one for last because I know that if you havenāt found what youāre looking for yet, it will be in here. Everything you wanted to know about music, movies, books, and TV can be found here in the Ritz Section. Itās a conglomeration of all that is good in this world and you shanāt miss it.

The only reason youāre still reading this is to humor me, and Iām OK with that because I like you, but please get on with reading our fantastic fourth edition of Whim!

Thank you!

John J Cordiano
Executive Assistant

	Life Dealing With Winter Weather Mid-Term Survival Tactics The Bed Post: Answer to the Penis Top Ten Things to do When You're Snowed In
	Tech Palm Pounces With the Tungsten T The Award-Winning Handspring Treo 300 Zire: Palm Lite Palm m505 Palm m130 adds Color to m1XX Series Handheld Newton PDA of the Past and Present Web Composition Week 4 Submitted For Your Approval Season 4: Fourth Edition Ask the Geek: Season 3, Second Edition
	Ritz Fully Loaded DVD: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Volume 2 Confessions of a B Movie Actor A Darker Twist on Comic Book Movies: Daredevil Mini-Reviews for Many Rentals Sleater-Kinney Gets Down with One Beat Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice: A Review of the Novel and Movie
	Vent What Are You Protesting? Lord of the Vents: The Two Opinions The Blockbuster Horror Screw Working at 7-11 Part Two: Stupid Questions and Annoyances
	Sports The Fresh Prince of Sports: I Think I'm in Love Part 2 Doug's Top Ten NCAA Teams Hockey Collage of Fights
	Toon Super Kinky Fun Comic Tales From The 13th Grade The Shittiest Cartoon Ever

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