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The King of Vent Puts in His Final Vent: These Tick Me Off
Andrew Kinback | PR Manager
Few have ever outspoken Andrew "Shaggy" Kinback.
His record for extreme and unique rants, vents, and blowing off steam is
legendary in Student Media. Now, the Master of Mouth is graduating, and he
gets in his final vent. Be warned, campus corruption is afoot and Shaggy
will not stand for it on his watch.
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World Politics and Thoughts on the Future
Andrew Lent | Staff Writer
Although it's been a rather short time that you all
have been reading my articles, I am glad that I was able to contribute my
thoughts and opinions to Whim and that everyone has been gracious enough to
submit the comments that I have received. I will close my first season with
Whim with broad thoughts about world politics and the United States' role in
these events.
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Mulch Mulch Everywhere
Matt Frazier | Guest Writer
There is mulch covering the ground around every
tree and bush, and over every bare bit of ground.
Why must we be cursed with it?
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
Justin Salop | Guest Writer
A few days ago, I made the unfortunate mistake of
going to Dalton Dinning Hall for dinner. Being a Dalton connoisseur, I was
greatly surprised to notice a sign by the entrance door that I had never
seen before. The sign reads, "Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed." I
turned to my friend Kyle and asked him if he had ever seen that sign before,
but he had not. Jokingly, we wondered what we would get if we were ever
unsatisfied.
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