Graphic By: Baudi Ratcliffe-Hollins These Tick Me Off Few have ever outspoken Andrew "Shaggy" Kinback. His record for extreme and unique rants, vents, and blowing off steam is legendary in Student Media. Now, the Master of Mouth is graduating, and he gets in his final vent. Be warned, campus corruption is afoot and Shaggy will not stand for it on his watch. |
Graphic By: Baudi Ratcliffe-Hollins Although it's been a rather short time that you all have been reading my articles, I am glad that I was able to contribute my thoughts and opinions to Whim and that everyone has been gracious enough to submit the comments that I have received. I will close my first season with Whim with broad thoughts about world politics and the United States' role in these events. |
Graphic By: Baudi Ratcliffe-Hollins There is mulch covering the ground around every tree and bush, and over every bare bit of ground. Why must we be cursed with it? |
Graphic By: Baudi Ratcliffe-Hollins A few days ago, I made the unfortunate mistake of going to Dalton Dinning Hall for dinner. Being a Dalton connoisseur, I was greatly surprised to notice a sign by the entrance door that I had never seen before. The sign reads, "Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed." I turned to my friend Kyle and asked him if he had ever seen that sign before, but he had not. Jokingly, we wondered what we would get if we were ever unsatisfied. |