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The King of Vent Puts in His Final Vent:
These Tick Me Off

  Andrew Kinback | PR Manager

Few have ever outspoken Andrew "Shaggy" Kinback. His record for extreme and unique rants, vents, and blowing off steam is legendary in Student Media. Now, the Master of Mouth is graduating, and he gets in his final vent. Be warned, campus corruption is afoot and Shaggy will not stand for it on his watch.


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World Politics and Thoughts on the Future
  Andrew Lent | Staff Writer

Although it's been a rather short time that you all have been reading my articles, I am glad that I was able to contribute my thoughts and opinions to Whim and that everyone has been gracious enough to submit the comments that I have received. I will close my first season with Whim with broad thoughts about world politics and the United States' role in these events.


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Mulch Mulch Everywhere
  Matt Frazier | Guest Writer

There is mulch covering the ground around every tree and bush, and over every bare bit of ground. Why must we be cursed with it?


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Satisfaction Guaranteed
  Justin Salop | Guest Writer

A few days ago, I made the unfortunate mistake of going to Dalton Dinning Hall for dinner. Being a Dalton connoisseur, I was greatly surprised to notice a sign by the entrance door that I had never seen before. The sign reads, "Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed." I turned to my friend Kyle and asked him if he had ever seen that sign before, but he had not. Jokingly, we wondered what we would get if we were ever unsatisfied.




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