 Whim's April Fool's Edition
What on Earth can people talk about for April Fool's
Day? I wrestled with lots of ideas this week from having people make up a fake
headline and then venting about it, to simply asking another question about
something that is not real or accurate and discussing that. Needless to say, I
was having a permanent brain fart and just couldn't think of anything, so here
is what we are gonna do! April Fool's edition is all about printing stories
that aren't true, or are not quite accurate. So let's hear what it is you would
have done had you been writing an article for Whim! Let's make up some fake
headlines for the week and if you want, the stories that accompany them! I
want to see a lot of posts on here, because no one else will let you do this...
ever again!
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Nick Pietron is the Whim Vent manager, but the staff
usually refers to him as "that guy." Next time you see him, say "Hey, it's that
guy!"
Responses:
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Name: Nick
Comments:
No way Greg, Jeff and I get along great. I was only kidding with Jeff.
Name: Greg
Comments:
Hehehehe the Vent SM and former SM are fighting. Where's a camera when u need it?
Name: Nick
Comments:
And Jeff, it's BLOW ME, not blow me. Please, God please don't make me go there. ;)
Name: Jeff
Year: Alumnus
Major: ly tired
Comments:
And Nick, it's Whim, not WHIM. Don't make me go up there. ;)
Name: Jeff
Year: Alumnus
Major: ly tired
Comments:
Ritz section sued by cracker company
Name: Greg
Comments:
Ahem "Radford University Students Stop Drinking Alcohol and Their Local 711 Goes Out of Business"
Name: Shag-Himself
Comments:
The RU Greek System was charged today with animal cruelty. Police where called to a frathouse where dozens of sheep where found. It is unknown at this time what the sheep were used for but tests are being run. When asked for comment the Greek president asked which farm "Sally" was going to be taken to so he might write her love letters.
Name: Nick
Comments:
In other news today, WHIM Internet Magazine was found to be an elaborate scheme set up by the Government to put to use the numerous aliens that have crash landed on Earth since the discovery of Area 51. When a greater analysis was conducted on the extra terrestials, it was found that they quite obviously had no piloting skills, and the only thing they were good at was making hilarious websites. To control the destructive nature of these odd-looking creatures, President Bush Sr. Decided to employ them to making the publication WHIM contain as much pointless humor as possible. THe sad lives of the alien race have all come down to this. Soon, we will have our...I mean, they will have their revenge!
Name: Mike Flick
Year: another one
Comments:
"A clash came between RUPD and RU anti-war protestors;Broken bones and riots continued."
An anti-war peace rally was quelched today when the RU police department was called to stop a riot that occurred between the anti-war protestors and pro-war protestors. The pro-war protestors were initially alarmed and "weirded out" by the anti-war protestors. "They came to us with these off-beat chants and this weird dancing as well as yelling something about peace, love, marting sheen--crazy stuff like that" says freshman Troy McClure. "I did the next logical thing by fighting back and hitting them with my sign that has hussein with a target around him." RUPD was asked by a random stranger to stop the ensuing riots and fights among protestors. Officer John Smith issued a statement saying,"We are very proud of our accomplishments. We arrested everyone involved but unfortunately overcrowded our jail. The department had to let go an alleged murderer and arsonist, but we trust they won't cause any trouble unlike these hippies."
Name: Mike Flick
Comments:
Dr. Gill decides to stop issuing his weekly current events quizzes forever. Cheers were heard by many;one student, identified as Nick Pietron, fainted upon hearing this historical news.
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