Breasts are beautiful things. If you read that sentence and concluded I'm
a male cheaveaunest pig, you should take your narrowminded self and read
something else. Even the majority of my straight female friends agree that
the soft, round contours of a breast (whether large or small) are pleasing
to the eye, and somehow comforting. Indeed, mankind tends to gravitate
toward rounded edges and soft contours. If you don't believe me, look at the
infamous VW Beetle. The Beetle was immensely popular in an America full of
long tail fins and stark edges. Even today, for reasons of style and beauty,
as well as for aerodynamics, most cars are rounded and soft. So why is it
that people get so anxious when someone objectively discusses the soft
subtle curves of the female form?
Are breasts beautiful? Yes! Are breasts a sex symbol? Yes! Am I tired of
women who wear tight body hugging, form fitting tops with no straps,
complaining about guys looking that their boobs? Yes! While you should want
to feel sexy, and should dress in a way that makes you comfortable, while
still being decent, women who wear tops that accentuate their phsiques
should be aware that they WILL draw attention. Invariably the sugarwater I
put in my parents hummingbird feeder draws the hummingbirds that I so want
to see. On the other hand, that same sweet water also attracts japaneese
beetles, yellow jackets, wasps, and all kinds of various rodents I don't
want to see. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. Ladies, just
remember, some guys may not be discreet or tactful about looking, but in the
end, if we weren't interested in your looks, we would not bother to keep
looking. Looks attract, personality keeps!
Before I shut my mouth, and await the inevitable onslaught of hate mail,
mean looks as I cross campus, and a flood of comments from people who will
just simply read what they want to read in this (and not what I wrote), I
want to address something that alarms me. As a guy, I am infatuated with the
female form. That form includes the mammory areas of the female body. Just
walking across campus, if you bother to pay attention, you will see many
shapes and sizes. All are as different as the women who own them. Is this a
bad thing? I say it is not. What distresses me is feedback from many of my
female friends in California; many of them, or their gal friends, are
considering implants. While implants are important and have a valuable
place, I am distressed to hear about women who have C-cups, which are
regarded as the "perfect" cup size, who want more.
I am further distressed in hearing from one gal, whom I regard as having a
perfect body, breasts included, who wants implants "to firm them up."
Ladies, yes, guys like breasts. Yes, many of us gravitate toward the medium
and larger cup sizes. In the end, does your bra size matter that much? Ask
your man. If he says yes, then you should look into finding someone who
loves you for your personality and mind. Most of us won't look good forever.
Before I'm called a hypocrite, yes, I do prefer certain sizes over others.
But when it comes down to it, I love my 44DD gal friend as much as I love my
32A gal friend. Breasts are nice, but there are other things that are
important. Your health, and your life are important. Please do not go under
the knife, or into the piercer's chair to "enchance" your breasts'
appearance, just to catch the guys. Worry first about your breast health by
doing your monthly exam, having your annual medical exam, and mamograms as
recommended. Then, once you are sure you are healthy, and are sure you can
find or keep your perfect partner without the enhancements, then consider
modifications. 9 out of 10 random men I surveyed reported they'd rather a
gal wear sexy lingere then make a change that might be difficult, dangerous,
or painful to reverse.
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Kevin Martin is Whim's resident Geek. Most Whimers regard him as the staff
breast expert. He denies being an expert.
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Name: Ms. Shaggis
Major: House Marm
Comments:
Kevin Martin you are a pervert. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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