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Graphic By: Matt Witherow

1. Alright, now back to the Wizards sucking.

2. With today's salaries it's hard to feel to sorry for anybody in sports, but I do feel sorry for Roy Williams.

3. Yao Ming for rookie of the year.

4. If Carson Palmer is a bust it'll be because the Bengals drafted him, not because of his overall skills. Pray for Marvin Lewis.

5. A left-hander wins The Masters, and he's Canadian and not Phil Mickelson; go figure.

6. It's not fair that Tiger is expected to win everything every year. Golf is just not that kind of game. He is that good, though.

7. You think college football players hate spring practice?

8. You think Doug Collins could have waited a little longer to tell us what we already know, that the rest of the Wizards stink and don't have a clue?

9. What if Kansas wins the big one without Roy Williams?

10. How long is this retro thing gonna last in sports? There are some jerseys that are so ugly they should never be spoken of again, let alone worn.