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Graphic By: Matt Witherow

1. What's worse, a high school senior being the top NBA prospect in the country or a college freshman?

2. The Jets may soon replace the Cowboys as the team that hates the Redskins the most.

3. Ron Artest has just signed to do the sequel to "Anger Management."

4. Roy Williams, your one-way ticket to Chapel Hill is on its way.

5. Feeling sorry for the Yankees is kind of like admitting you're a Duke fan.

6. The Red Sox picked up the option on Pedro Martinez, which proves they're not as stupid as everyone else knows they are.

7. If Ben Wallace can't play in the first round of the playoffs for the Pistons, consider them first round fodder.

8. Kansas just can't win the big one.

9. If Michael Jordan goes back to being GM of the Wiz, do you think he'll fire everyone?

10. Can you imagine if Carmello Anthony went to Maryland? Just think about that for a second.