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1. Do you think the Sacramento Kings have hired any good shrinks? Considering that it's pretty much apparent that the Lakers are going to be in the playoffs, they might need some.
2. Speaking of the Lakers, hide the women and children.  Kobe's on fire, and LA keeps winning without Shaq's help. Scary indeed.
3. Allen Iverson not being on the US Olympic basketball team is like Method Man not being in the Wu Tang Clan. It just doesn't make sense.
4. Watch The Expos strike out a lot since they probably won't be able to take their eyes off of the Puerto Rican girls in the stands when they play in San Juan.
5. Gary Payton in Wisconsin? That is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
6. If the Cowboys even think about drafting Chris Simms, his career will be over before it starts since the Tuna coached his dad to a Super Bowl win. That's way too much pressure.
7. LeBron James.  There hasn't been this much hype about a person from Ohio since Halle Berry.
8. You hear that noise? That's the Redskins not getting any better this year.
9. Carson Palmer or Byron Leftwitch? Why is this even a debate? Anyone, especially anyone who knows me, knows who is better.
10. They're saying Miami QB Ken Dorsey may not even get drafted. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that he's 80 pounds soaking wet.