Aww, it's that joyous time of the year and everyone is as merry as could be. Hearts and smooches are seen everywhere to the point where it is sickening. Fortunately, Ritz has something for everyone this Valentine's Day, whether you like this holiday or not. Delve into Shaggy's and Berkley's articles as they review two different, yet both creepy, movies that follow the holiday spirit! Also look and see what the staffer's favorite love and twisted love songs are!

Peace,
Brandon


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Staffer's Twisted Love Songs
  Shaun Corley | Staff Writer

Oh look, Valentine's Day is upon us once again. Time to break out the roses, the chocolate candies, the stuffed bears, and all that other crap that comes with it. It's also a time to break out every cheesy, sentimental love song you can think of. Unless of course, you happen to be the following Whim staffers, and then you break out the most twisted, demented love songs you can think of...


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Movie Review: The Crying Game
  Berkley Pritchett | Staff Writer

Few films are as complex, unconventional, and unpredictable as Neil Jordan's "The Crying Game." It's the stuff that cult-classics are made of. Read on to see why you should be looking to rent this movie instead of some chick flick this Valentine's Day holiday. You will definitely not be let down!


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Staffer's Favorite Love Songs
  Brandon Faust | Ritz Section Manager

By now the entire world knows that us Whimmers love music. But did you ever think that we could possibly go for those sappy (and sometimes crappy) love songs? Well, unbelievably, some of us are into that kind of stuff too (please don't hit us), so we thought we'd share. Look to see who is the biggest sap of them all!


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"Valentine" Leaves You Seeing Blood Red
  Andrew Kinback | PR Manager

Just because it is Valentine's Day you don't think you will avoid the ever-famous Horror Movie review here on Ritz, do you? Of course not! Everyday is blood-and-guts day and we celebrate the day of red with a bloody movie. What better movie than "Valentine" to review for the Valentine's Day edition of Whim?




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