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It's Season 13 and Ritz is back in full force! To start off the semester with a bang, Shaun informs us of the latest movies and Dave Chappelle's new show. One of our newest additions, Berkley, lays it down with "40 Licks" and the Whim staffers brag about their latest music picks. Lastly, "Shaggy" Kinback reveals his gruesome taste for music with "Contaminated 5.0." Don't miss out, hombres.

Peace,
Brandon


Graphic By: "Shaggy" Kinback

Relapse's "Contaminated 5.0" Ax-To-Your-Face
  Andrew Kinback | PR Manager

I have just dropped a bomb in my neighborhood. I have unleashed a sonic blast that has leveled the surrounding houses, murdered hundreds of household pets, and have offered human sacrifice to all that is unholy. I did all this by unwrapping from its package "Relapse Record's Music Sampler 2003: Contaminated 5.0." Now, like the disc's name, I have contaminated my mind with sounds that could wake the dead and unleash a musical hell. And now I spread this germ to you all...


Graphic By: "Shaggy" Kinback

Spring Movie Preview
  Shaun Corley | Staff Writer

From blind super-heroes to deserted motels to Stephen King, there's something for everyone coming out this spring, and you can read all about it right here! See what the legendary Ritz entrepreneur, Shaun, recommends for movie-goers this spring! Otherwise you would be doing your entertainment-hungry mind harm.


Graphic By: "Shaggy" Kinback

"40 Licks" Reminds Us Why The Rolling Stones Are Important
  Berkley Pritchett | Staff Writer

The Rolling Stones are often called rock and roll dinosaurs, but the band has produced a body of work that few bands can match. "40 Licks" comes at an important time in the history of The Rolling Stones. For a band that has existed since the early '60s the Rolling Stones have never had a comprehensive best-of, until now. "40 Licks" divides two distinct periods of the band on two discs.


Graphic By: "Shaggy" Kinback

Staffer's Album Picks 1, Season 3
  Brandon Faust | Ritz Section Manager

Continuing Ritz writer Zac's legacy, we spawn "Staffer's Picks" into yet another new season and semester. As always, we here at Whim love to share our latest musical fetishes, so read on and see what crazy stuff we're listening to! You never know, you might find your match in taste and become a weirdo stalker! Oops, I mean...


Graphic By: "Shaggy" Kinback

TV Review: Chappelle's Show
  Shaun Corley | Staff Writer

Dave Chappelle, the funny and talented star of "Half Baked," now has his own skit comedy show on Comedy Central. Find out what one of Chappelle's biggest fans thinks of the show. And if you don't read this review then perhaps you have no sense of humor at all, meanie. Right, but you didn't hear that from Ritz or anything.




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