Staffer's Twisted Love Songs
  Shaun Corley | Staff Writer

View Feedback | Send this Article | Published 2/14/03



Graphic By: Andrew Kinback

Oh look, Valentine's Day is upon us once again. Time to break out the roses, the chocolate candies, the stuffed bears, and all that other crap that comes with it. It's also a time to break out every cheesy, sentimental love song you can think of. Unless of course, you happen to be the following Whim staffers, and then you break out the most twisted, demented love songs you can think of...

  Shaun Corley
"With or Without You" by U2
"Porcelain" by Better Than Ezra
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police

Greg Woodruff
"I Put A Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson
"Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson
"F**k Her Gently" by Tenacious D

Berkley Pritchett
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division

Brandon Faust
"Just Me and My Bitch" by The Notorious B.I.G.

Matt Witherow
"Hott in Herre" by Nelly

Sarah Cecil
"I Hate Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe

Steve Glassbrenner
"I Feel Nothing" by The Wallflowers
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police

Zac Martin
"Ain't Love Grand" by Atreyu
"43% Burnt" by Dillenger Escape Plan

Deanna Vestal
"Love by the Dashboard Light" by Meatloaf
"T-t-t-touch Me" from "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

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Name: Jeff
Year: Alumnus
Major: ly tired
Comments:
Fleetwood Mac - "The Chain"
U2 - "Love Rescue Me"
U2 - "So Cruel"
Ralph Stanley - "Little Mathie Grove"
Paul Simon - "Still Crazy After All These Years"
REM - "You"
Tears For Fears - "Shout"

Name: zacman
Comments:
try these on for size...
tsol-'code blue'
the ramones-'the kkk took my baby away'
ol'vw-'ode to helen keller'

Name: Greg
Comments:
Why is it that me and Shaun have the biggest list? C'mon guys. LOL I guess this (Shaun) is how we separate the men from the women. LOL

Name: Shaun
Year: Grad
Major: English
Comments:
Here are some more:

Whiskeytown-"Excuse Me While I Break My Own Heart Tonight"
Liz Phair-"Supernova"
"Polyester Bride"
REM-"Losing My Religion"
Depeche Mode-"Enjoy the Silence"
New Order-"1963"
Matchbox 20-"Push"
The Cure-"Just Like Heaven"

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