 Whim's April Fool's Edition
Okay, everyone, you can stop getting yourself all excited about the release of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix." There is no longer any need to tinkle your pants over that hoopla. A new, up-and-coming author is about to have her book on the top ten of every reader's list this summer with "Hairy Pooter and the Search for the Hidden Mask." It's going to be "Harry Potter's" biggest competition ever! Don't be fooled!
T.P. Smelling is her name, and fantasy of the mind is her game. The author of "Hairy Pooter" is very excited about her release this June 21. "I think I will be offering something new and exhilarating for people of all ages. 'Pooter' will definitely blow you away!"
"Hairy Pooter" is about a raunchy, 36-year old man who lives in a small town in Indiana. He lives with his grandmother and aspires to be the greatest "janitorial services" worker in the county. One day, while being picked on by a few kindergarteners, he discovers a power that he never knew he had... and others wish he'd never found. Hairy can poot like there is no tomorrow! Soon he realizes that he can be in control of anything as long as he puts his rearend to it. After a few run-ins with an environmental agency, he is set forth to search for a mystical mask that will save all mankind... from his poots.
This amazing novel is full of adventure, magical moments, and plenty of flatulence! Smelling is without a doubt going to save the day this summer. Stay tuned for "Hairy Pooter," as it will be available for order in April.
Keep an eye on http://www.compooter.com for the promotional web site!
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Name: b.faust
Comments:
Pooter is the strongest janitor in the world though. So...you lose.
Name: Shag-Himself
Comments:
Gandalf can kick his ass!
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