This week the Life Section takes a look at llamas and how amazingly cool they really are. I mean, really. Look at them. Could any thing be cooler? Well, maybe a rapping llama. But that'd take years. More time than I have to spend breeding llamas. Note: The staff is fully aware of Amanda's "llama fixation." Rather than confront her about it and risk our own safety, we choose to let it slide. It's not like she's started keeping llamas in her room or building temples in the name of llamas. That's were we draw the line. Besides, she's nuts.

Graphic By: Jonelle Thackston Officials Dispersing University Wealth   Valerie Beelman | Staff Writer University officials are implementing a new plan to spread wealth and opportunity equally among students. The plan may cause financially needy students to celebrate, but others are shuddering at the thought of the plan.

Graphic By: Andrew Kinback Radford's Red Light District Revisited   Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager It's been a year since the idea of prostitution was introduced to the campus here on Whim. Now we take a step back and take a look at the flagship year of the Radford University prostitution program.

Graphic By: Steve Glassbrenner Dirty Little Secrets   Steve Glassbrenner | Toon Section Manager We've heard some disturbing rumors about our staff memebers' pasts lately. In response we did what any self-respecting magazine would do. We sent Evil Toon Section Overlord Stevedogg to dig up the dirt on the questionable staffers. What you you will see ahead may shock and amaze you. Proceed with caution. If you did in fact pay Stevedogg and your embarassing information is contained within, please accept our apologies; he forgot to get receipts!

Graphic By: Jonelle Thackston A Day in the Life...   Kevin Martin | Tech Section Manager Sometimes a Life Section manager needs content. Sometimes she falls asleep before writing content. And sometimes a Tech Geek steps up to the plate and provides much needed content to said section manager. Llamas are totally bad-ass.

Graphic By: Jonelle Thackston Top Ten April Fool's Jokes That Will Land You on the Darwin Awards List   Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager Sometimes you need something to fill the time you usually spend petting your llama. And sometimes you just have to make due with a top ten list. Unfortunately, it's not about llamas. Maybe someday. Llamas are awesome, especially the ones adept at kung fu. They rock!

Life Section Staff