Top 10 Celebrities You Do and Don't Want to Kiss
  Whim Staff

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Graphic By: Jonelle Thackston

Don't Want to Kiss
  1. Michael Jackson
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. George Burns's Rapidly Decomposing Corpse
  4. Patty Bouvier. Selma's Kind of Cute (Simpsons.)
  5. Anna Nicole Smith (Unless She's Going to Pay For It)
  6. Bill Cosby Because of His Jell-O Mouth
  7. Steven Tyler Because His Lips Will Suck You In
  8. Walter Matthau
  9. Robin Because Batman Will Kick Your Ass... Well, Maybe I Should!
  10. Michael Dorn Unless He Wears the Bumpy Forehead.

Do Want to Kiss (Staff Pics)

  1. Michael Jackson (Zac)
  2. Drew Carey (John)
  3. Ru Paul (Mike)
  4. Sigourney Weaver (Shaggy)
  5. Steven Tyler (Gen)
  6. Christina Ricci (Jonelle)
  7. Jerri Ryan (Kevin)
  8. The Coors Girls (All Men)
  9. My Dream Guy (Amanda)
  10. Zac of Couchboy (Sarah)

Responses:
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Name: Dogg-Himself
Comments:
That and the fact that they share the insterest of baby-dangling!

Name: John
Comments:
Zac wants to kiss Michael Jackson because he makes him feel young again.

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