- You need to read Whim.
- To get a good job.
- So dad doesn't kill you.
- Three words: homeless.
- Taco Bell doesn't pay much.
- You need to write for Whim!
- Drinking isn't the same when you're out of school.
- Daytime TV sucks.
- Because I said so.
- We don't know. Quit!
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Name: Shag-Himself
Comments:
I will be blunt: These get more stupid every week and every week at the meetings I want to blow my brains out and have a monkey wear them as a jock when we do these lists.
Name: Jenn
Year: '02 Whim Alumna
Comments:
Drinking really isn't the same when you leave school. I miss the old days.
Name: Jeff
Year: Alumnus
Major: ly tired
Comments:
To get away from John 'N' Dogg, who, once again, are constantly singing their rendition of "Mama Said Knock You Out." With guest appearances by Michael Bolton and the guy who taught Brian Wilson to finger dance for the Queen's Jubilee.
Name: Greg
Comments:
To get the hell away from all the stupid crazy drunks of RU!
Name: Rita Vestal
Year: 1976
Major: Nursing
Comments:
Because Grandma may spend all her money and you will have to work FOREVER.
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