Top Ten Things NOT to Do on Valentine's Day
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  1. Take your sheep out to dinner.
  2. Stick crayons in your ears.
  3. Call your girlfriend a sheep.
  4. Forget the leather and chains.
  5. Pick up cross-dressers.
  6. Do the five knuckle shuffle.
  7. Tattoo your lover's name on your penis.
  8. Replace cuddling with "Bitch, go make me a sandwich!"
  9. Call your other girlfriend/boyfriend.
  10. Forget to read this week's Whim!

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Name: Greg
Comments:
I should have said "forget the s&m equipment" for #4 instead. I thought of some more since this past meeting, but can't remember now.

Name: Wintermute
Comments:
11. Let the monkey watch.

Name: zacman
Comments:
and just to clerify, sticking crayons in your ears is bad everyday. everyday except for bastille day!

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