1. Staple them to Amanda's forehead.
2. Write them on paper plates.
3. Write legibly.
4. Call police; tell Paul Schaffer to stay away from the window.
5. Tattoo them to your arms.
6. Stop drinking so much when you write them.
7. If that fails, drink more.
8. Write it in permanent marker on your forehead.
9. Super glue always helps.
10. Don't write them in the snow.
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Name: Shaun
Year: Grad
Major: English
Comments:
Or you could just generate a cascading tachyon pulse to reverse the polarity of the EM band, thus causing the subspace field to contract...and thus holding the top ten in place.
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