The Bed Post: Answer to the Penis
  Andrew Kinback | PR Manager

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Hello once again, Whim readers, and welcome to the Bed Post. I do hope your Day of Love was awesome. I myself had to celebrate it late, but when my fianc and I got the chance, boy did we celebrate! I took her out for a lovely dinner, bought her a nice Italian good luck charm necklace, took her home and... wrote Whim articles.

Anyways, this week will be another question and answer period. The mysterious creature known as The Man must be explored. Hell, more is known about the Sasquatch than the male sex and its needs. Bring on the questions!

Dear Bed Post,

Give it to me straight; do men like women on the top or the bottom during sex? ~Missa

Well Missa, it really depends. I am a big fan of the classic missionary position myself, so I love being on top. I can look at my partner and it feels like we are sharing the experience more. Some men like to be on top because it shows a sort of dominance. I know few men, however, who would deny you and him the pleasure of the female going cowboy. Men love it when the woman takes charge and rides him into the sunset. Once again, you can see your partner, all of your partner, and the female has a few more positions of choice when she is on top. But it depends on the man.

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What is it with lesbians? ~Tasha

Men have this fascination or fetish about seeing two women kiss and be sexual with each other. It is something to wonder about, and for many men it is dreams come true if they can be there to experience it. The only thing a man could get out of two lesbians is basically stroke material for the imagination, unless the two women want the man to join in. Basically it is an unsung fetish and really becoming cliche.

Is a guy really concerned about his penis size? ~Jonelle

It depends on how insecure the guy is. Any guy who is of sound mind knows that penis size does not matter. It is how you use it. Men who come to terms with the size of their Johnson are more confident in bed. Those constantly concerned with their size really have no idea what they are talking about or what they are doing. Meatheads. Just because it is bigger does not mean it is better, so stop whining and worrying. Women need to also realize that size does not matter. Get out of the middle ages of male chauvinism. Computers have gotten smaller and better, so why not the penis? And I know there are people reading this saying, Oh he is only saying that because he has a small penis. I am quite comfortable with the size of my John Thomas at its nice medium girth. I am confident and set; are you?

Well, there is the Bed Post for this week. I will be taking time off next week from writing in Whim. Just that burnt out feeling, you know? I promise to be back to answer all your questions and satisfy your craving for the word sex.


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