The Bed Post: Five Ways To Conquer Your Man In Bed
  Andrew Kinback | PR Manager

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This week on The Bed Post, we discuss five simple ways to drive a man crazy in bed. No, I am not talking about dipping strawberries in chocolate and feeding it to him while you're dressed as a maid and vacuuming his "mess." No, these are simple things every girl can do on the spur of the moment. You won't need expensive items, flexibility, or costumes. This is completely girl-next-door kind of stuff.

1.) Dress Code
Men are creatures of simple and primitive pleasures. It does not take much to arouse a man, especially in the bedroom dress code. I will tell you one thing that completely drives a guy mad with love, lust, and want. You are probably wearing it now: Simply walk into the bedroom with nothing but a shirt and panties on. It is as simple as that. I guarantee it will drive him wild. I have asked countless numbers of my male counterparts, and they all agree that this simple dress will have them kissing your feet, knees, or anything else you want. This way of dressing allows a man's imagination to run wild but keeps it under control. No matter what any guy says it drives him crazy when he is slipping off a t-shirt or underwear. So don't use your credit card on fuzzy bras, leopard print undies, and straps. Keep it simple. It works. I promise.

2.) Go For The Chest
In my experience with women I can say about 98% of women love the touching, nibbling, biting, sucking, and kissing of the neck. It is strange yet true. It is the body part other than the obvious that really get a woman hot. Men have this "sweet spot" as well. Tarzan beats on this spot all the time so it makes me wonder if he is masturbating or just really being a macho. Men love to have their chest rubbed, stroked, and kissed. I can't say why. This is especially true during sex with the girl on top. While on top of him put your hands on his chest and feel and rub his chest. After sex as you lay beside him, play with his chest hair, and kiss and nibble his chest. And everyone says the penis has all the fun. ...

3.) Noise Complaints
After surveying several of the male species I have come to this conclusion: Silence in bed is not a good thing. Granted, this makes sense if you are in your parents' house and are trying to hold back that orgasmic scream. But if you are simply in your dorm room or apartment, why hold back the sounds of passion and pleasure? Guys love it when girls moan with ecstasy. For guys, bedroom noises are a plus. It tells him that he is doing well, and it increases his confidence to know he is treating you right. Plus, giving a guy a little moan or scream will drive him mad with an animal instinct and kick him into overdrive.

However, I know girls feel the same way about guys. Guys, give your girl a little scream and/or moan. Come on. They are sharing something beautiful with you. Let them know you appreciate it.

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4.) Candlelight
It works. Candlelight sets the mood beautifully. Setting the mood is important, especially if you want your sex to have power behind it. It might sound like a sappy thing, but guys, go for it. We aren't all frat jocks and meatheads. For those of you in dorms that do not allow candles, I recommend a lava lamp of sorts. Blue works great, from personal experience. One of my past female relations set the mood with her blue lava lamp, and I never looked back. I definitely didn't hold back, either.

5.) No Covers
Strip your bed of your blankets and sheets. Just have a pillow, you, and your man. This leaves you and your lover completely naked and exposed to the world. There is something exciting and voyeuristic about doing this, even though you are in the safety of your own bedroom. The air on your naked skin excites every nerve in your body. You feel naked, exposed and want nothing more than to grab the sheets and cover up. Instead, let your man cover you. Feel the full sensations of his body and bare skin, and let him experience yours. It works. Trust me.
This also allows you more room on the bed for positions, and it takes away that mindset that you have to do it facing the head of the bed. No, my friend, this takes that illusion away so you and your lover can use the bed to the full advantage at the head of the bed, at the bottom, in the middle, and even with one of you off the sides.

There is your top five. I hope you all enjoyed this edition of the Bed Post. If you try these Five Recommendations, please do come back and tell me whether they worked or not. More importantly, tell your fellow Whim readers and lovers. I will see you all next week. Leave me some love and feedback!


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Name: Shaggy
Comments:
As do I, Wintermute, as do I. Thanks for writing!

Name: Wintermute
Comments:
I agree with all five...wholeheartedly. ;)

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