A Day in the Life...
  Kevin Martin | Tech Section Manager

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A Day in the Life of The Geek

1:00pm Alarm Sounds
1:09pm Alarm Sounds again (repeat every 9 mins until around 2:15p)
2:15pm Geek gets up, stumbles to his fish tank across the apartment and turns the light on.
2:16pm E-mail
2:50pm Shower
3:18pm Grabs Mountain Dew on the way out the door.
3:32pm Arrives to Dr. Wiggs' Internet Marketing class in Davis Hall,and promptly starts playing with MP3's on his handheld computer while Dr. Wiggs lectures. Oddly enough, Geek can still answer all Dr. Wiggs' questions.
4:40pm Dr. Wiggs gives up on teaching the class anything. Warm room=sleepy class.
4:44pm Geek walks with Dr. Wiggs over to Whitt Hall, then goes to his International Managment class.
5:03pm Classmates begin giving poorly prepared presentations on various countries. The fact that most of these were done in about 1-2 hours would be obvious to a high-schooler. Frustrated that people are not taking a 300 level class as seriously as they should, starts heckeling the presenters with trick questions. Example: one classmate said that Italy imported 5 percent of their imports from O-P-E-C. Geek asked at the end of the presentation "So what do you think Italy imported from the O P E C." She didn't know. To her, O P E C were just letters, not the acronym for Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (O.P.E.C)... the ONLY import Italy brings in from OPEC is fuel.
6:14pm Geek meanders to Chic-Fil-A to pick up dinner to eat in the car on his way to meet a client.
6:23pm Geek avoids lower-class boarding student's car. That student needs to leave car at home or learn to drive!
6:43pm Geek arrives at client's home-office. Is greeted by Kellkell, the family cat.
7:14pm Geek makes first minor miracle occur 7:23pm Geek makes second minor miracle occur 7:24pm Geek teaches client's husband how to use webmail.
7:55pm Geek causes thrid minor miracle to occur, waits for cannonization.
8:15pm Geek completes his miracle work for the day, collects his payment and leaves, heading straight to McConnel Library
9:01pm Group meeting for Dr. Wiggs' class begins.
10:07pm Group member from International Management class appears and informs the Geek he has new e-mail. Group member leaves.
10:11pm Marketing Group breaks up; geek remains mistified at the complexity of Greek life and wonders how some of the local Greek members manage to pull it off!
10:12pm Gives up on trying to figure out Greek Life and starts doing something he does understand... e-mail and instant messaging.
11:48pm Exits library with a video needed for International Management class.
12:04am Arrives home; finds a dead fish. Puts fish and some water into a disposable cup for return to fish store. At $2.25 each the Geek is not going to stand for a fish that didn't last much more then 24 hours!
12:08am The Geek microwaves some leftover pizza from a LAN party he had been at the previous night and tries to eat it.
12:10am Geek decides he needs to adjust the emitter on his microwave, ponders how to get the tools he'll need.
12:20am Geek finishes his food and goes back to chatting and e-mail. Geek is procrastinating reading World Literature assignment.
1:13am Geek plays the video he brought home from the library. Decides that though it's useless for teaching himself anything and concludes it will entertain his International Manangment classmates on Thursday.
1:53am Geek decides he really shouldn't show the whole video that just finished.
1:54am Geek goes back to reading e-mail and chatting, but now also adds in reading his LiveJournal friends.
3:55am Geek learns a coworker at Whim needs content, decides to chronical his day while burning CDs for friends.
4:14am Geek finishes his chronicle and decides his life is too busy and too boring, but suits him well for now. Geek saves his chronicle and submits it to his Whim coworker.



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