Singing about the Glorious Feeling of Rain
Jeff Davis | Vent Section Manager
The weather these past few days has been glorious.
“Glorious? What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with you? It’s been
raining! I hate rain! Rain sucks! I wish it never rained!” Well, yeah, rain
is an inconvenience, but when you realize that Virginia is in a five-year
drought, and even with the recent precipitation we’re still far behind, rain
might appeal just a bit more to you.
My roommate Zac hates the rain. He knows we need it, but he hates it. “I
walked to class, and by the time I got there, the front of my pants were
soaked,” he said with his usual piss-and-vinegar tone he emits towards
something that disgusts him. At least for Zac, he just hates being wet. At
least, wet with clothes on.
So I can’t pick on Zac anymore. I too hate being wet when I have my clothes on.
But I think my constant exposure to farming communities when I’m home has much
to do with my heightened love for rain. Over the summer I worked as a reporter
in Lexington, right in the heart of Rockbridge County, between Roanoke and
Charlottesville. Farming communities abound there, and I experienced first-hand
the hardships people were undergoing because of the drought. Farmers had been
selling their winter hay in April, and many were selling their cattle at a loss
of tens of thousands of dollars. Cattle were dying because of the scrub
vegetation they’d been reduced to eating because it was the only vegetation
that grew in such arid conditions.
Just two days ago I saw in The Roanoke Times a picture of Cave Mountain Lake,
completely ignored by the local media. It’s dryer than Carvins Cove; so dry it
looks like someone just spilled some Deer Park in a puddle of dirt. The dock
was in the foreground and about thirty feet away was the water. That’s really,
really scary.
I’m sure many of you have noticed the recent influx of filthy cars. The water
restrictions imposed by Gov. Mark Warner have kept everyone from washing their
cars, watering their gardens and even taking long, luxurious baths, about the
only luxury that’s available to anyone with a house with hot water
capabilities. So much of what we take for granted that involves water is
slipping away from us.
So now we pay $2 or more to get our cars cleaned, we have to wash our dishes
differently, and when you get home from a long day at work, you have to take a
shower. All of that seems petty. But it’s a part of your life that you’ve
become accustomed to. Something you might even have taken for granted.
Nonetheless, the little things make all the difference in the world and when
they get taken away from us, we notice it more than we thought we would. I’m not angry at Zac or anyone who is mad about the inconveniences of rain. I
hate it just as much as anyone when I can’t go outside. I’m annoyed at people
who wish it would never rain and it’s just another reason God hates them (I’m
not exaggerating, people do tell me this). You rain haters are welcome to come
look at my lawn at home…or rather, my vast collection of crabgrass, mullen and
thistle. You can also take a look at the new well my neighbors had to drill
because theirs went dry. Or you can talk to the farmer across the road from me
about how much you wish it would never rain. I’m sure he has plenty of time to
listen to you as he preps his cattle for sale.
Who would appreciate, I mean really appreciate, constant 72 degree temps and
clear sky? I know I wouldn’t. Christmas without chill? Fall foliage without a
brisk breeze? No, no thanks.
I, for one, am rejoicing when I walk across the grass and my tennis shoes get
soaked. Maybe we’re on our way to less starvation among the rural communities
and a return to the basic creature comforts we’ve grown so used to, like
washing dishes better than a wimpy University-issue dishwasher does.
But let me tell you, those wet socks are a pain in the butt.
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