• Avoid candy corn. Few things are more repulsive than orange stalactites of sugar.
• Play playful pranks on people. Don’t pour Coke on someone’s car or put glass in their dinner or…hold on a sec, I gotta floss again real quick and change my gauze…
• Give out candy to the little ones. Guys, they get apples and raisins all the time from their pious parents who think TV rots the brain…brain…braaaaaaaaaain…
• Take Josh trick-or-treating. You wanna make our precious abominable snow man happy? Just pick Josh up from outside his dorm room and he just might share some of the candy with you. Then he’ll write Episode 5 about how much he loves you…and how much he hates the granola head that gave him an apple.
• TP! Mr. Whipple will love you!
• Go as John Ashcroft! You can steal candy from other children and tell them they’d be “on the terrorists’ side” if they resist you.

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