 Bad Ideas on Halloween
 Jeff Davis | Vent Section Manager
- Don’t eat candy corn. See the companion
to this article.
- If anyone goes as a sniper, I’ll kick your butt. Self-explanatory.
- Don’t drive too fast. Yeah, woo, party brewski, party brewski and
all that, but there are kids running around on Halloween. Be careful, or
you’ll make the Section Manager cry.
- Don’t listen to happy music. Sounds like a silly thing to say, but
dude, why listen to freakin’ Avril Lavigne on Halloween when Ozzy Osbourne
wrote a song about Aliester Crowley?
- Don’t sit at home all day! There is a whole world to go out and
spook. Do it!
- Don’t let this be just another day you outgrew because the Great Pumpkin
doesn’t really exist. It’s still a holiday. You make it what it is.
And now, if any of you have any idea of things you shouldn’t do on
Halloween, post them below. This article is only short because I’d rather let
the readers write!
Name: Yeti
Comments:
The orange and black chewy things are great! It's the circus peanuts that get me.
Comments:
well one key thing is ........If your in college dont trick or treat its illegal and a blimish on your record is probably one trick that nobody wants but thats totally stating the obvious(so why the hell do I still see 18 and 19yr olds ringing doorbells ...the world may never know)
Name: chris
Year: senior
Major: psychology
Comments:
Don't give out cheap candy. I know we are all poor college students but please refrain from those orange and black chewy things, who even knows what they are!
Comments:
Aliester Crowley is frickin' evil dude
Name: Charlene
Year: Student For Life
Comments:
I never outgrew Halloween. I seem to celebrate it 365. And they can have my tricker treating bag when they pry it out of my cold dead hands!!!!
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