The New Masters of the Universe!

He-Man! He-Man! Oh no, where could he be??? Orko! Que' pasa?

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Who the hell are you? You're not He-Man! No, thanks to NAFTA I'm his hispanic equivalent!

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Meanwhile... inside Snake Mountain

Skeletor you've been pacing the floor for hours! *pace pace pace* I need an evil scheme... How about a really spooky chain letter!!!

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How about Beast-Man give Mer-Man the kinky whip?!? I said EVIL not DISGUSTING Beast-Man How about a really REALLY spooky chain letter!!!

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Back at Castle Greyskull...

So you mean that He-Man is a franchise now!?! Not unlike your Burger King or Taco Bell... No one Burger King is THE Burger King Page 2