1) Think you've got problems?  Try being a St. Louis Rams fan.

2) Alex Rodriguez keeps on earning that $252 million and the Texas Rangers just keep on sucking.

3) So the Cowboys beat the Titans, big fat hairy deal!  It doesn't change the fact that they lost to the Texans people, the Texans.

4) Speaking of the Texans, after looking like a Cinderella against the Cowboys, the Chargers really did a good job of bringing them back to those expansion team blues.

5) Bengals season tickets anyone?

6) Will the baseball playoffs ever get here?

7) Just in case you haven't figured it out already, the Skins are going to be very up and down this year.

8) Donovan McNabb, please, next time in Philly go easy on us.  This guy's gone from the Hokie killer to the Skins killer.

9) Anna Kournikova almost won a tennis tounament, and again, most fans could care less as long as they got to see her run up and down a tennis court.

10) You think the Sacramento Kings feel bad about Shaq's injured toe?