5. Sportscaster Marv Albert- Talk about scary; that guy gave us play by plays of men jumping on each other after a ball.. what was he REALLY thinking about?

4. Really big professional football players- I like football, but those guys are huge. Some of them could sit on someone and never know it. Think of how those little kids must feel when they ask for an autograph.

3. Any professional athlete over 6'10"- Those are the folks who give me height complexes.

2. Those big foam fingers-One of these days someone's going to mismanufacture a batch and the world is going to see a stadium full of one-finger salutes.

1. The Jamaican bobsled team- What do folks from the Caribbean know about ice and sleds?