Top Ten Things to do Family Weekend
  Whim Staff

1. Sleep
2. Go home!
3. Weenie roast.
4. Play with your He-man toys; freak out your parents.
Shuck your parents off at BT's, use their money to buy He-man toys.
6. Drink beer, talk about the 3rd wave of He-man figures.
7. Watch "Divorce Court."
8. Milk parents for all they're worth.
9. Party at any house; all parents get wasted.
10. Walmart runs and the mall; spend their money and enjoy it!

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