1. Wrap yourself in gasoline-doused rags, set yourself on fire, and go as the Human Torch! Flame on!
2. Wrap newspapers around feet, make black spots under eyes and go as Winona Ryder.
3. College student.
4. Shave head, wear toga - instant Hari-Krishna.
5. Put a piece of Gladware on your head and call yourself a republican.
6. Skimpy Lingerie= Prostitute/pornstar
7. Put a white garbage bag over your head and go as white trash.
8. Stab yourself with a knife and die 'cause we don't like you.
9. Homicidal Maniac. They look like everyone else.
10. A drunk- (not that everyone isn't).