Top Ten Excuses for Bad Midterm Grades
 Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager
 Shaun Corley | Staff Writer
1. Gnomes stole my underpants!
2.The professor has frequent Vietnam flashbacks.
3. My alarm clock is possesed by Abe Vigoda.
4. I thought I was majoring in sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
5. I thought this was a Bangkok brothel.
6. Too busy wrestling polar bears.
7. The Leader tells me class is evil!
8. Class causes incredible, icky pain.
9. Maryjewana is bad, mmmkay?
10. Too much South Park.
Name: Bryan
Year: Sophomore
Comments:
Aren't top ten lists supposed to count down to 1?
Name: rachel
Comments:
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na leader! (simpsons)
Name: Jeff
Comments:
I will put this leader bean on the shelf with all the other leader beans.
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