Top Ten Things to Do While Stuck in an Elevator
  Whim Staff

1. Play with your He-Man toys.
2. Make a long distance call to an old friend and go nuts on the phone.
3. Jump up and down.
4. Sing Nirvana songs.
5. Read "The Tartan"...with a red pen in hand.
6. Play with someone else's He-Man toys.
7. Panic!
8. Do all the work that was due in the class you just came from.
9. Get some strange.
10. Hit people who are singing Nirvana songs.

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