Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
  Whim Staff

1. Go to class more often.
2. Join the Whim staff.
3. Find me a Missus Dogg (extra g is for sexy sexy!).
4. I resolve to ride the lightning.
5. Keep my stuff organized.
6. Learn to bury the bodies a little better.
7. Learn to find the bodies he buries.
8. Be more patient with myself and others.
9. Get stuff done! Professional- crastination.
10. I resolve to make no more resolutions.

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