Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
Whim Staff
1. Go to class more often. 2. Join the Whim
staff. 3. Find me a Missus Dogg (extra g is for sexy sexy!). 4. I resolve
to ride the lightning. 5. Keep my stuff organized. 6. Learn to bury the
bodies a little better. 7. Learn to find the bodies he buries. 8. Be more
patient with myself and others. 9. Get stuff done! Professional-
crastination. 10. I resolve to make no more resolutions.
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