When asked to give tips on ways to spice up your next Halloween, I wrote up a list of eight things that I ensure are a raging success!

1) Use a toddler as a pinata at parties!
2) Check out the Sports section for my very own board game The Shittiest Board Game Ever.
3) I never settle for a crappy plastic tree; why settle for a plastic skeleton?
4) Yet another party game, Bobbin' for Wolfman's Nards (what a classic!).
5) A Rule of Thumb: If the coffin is a-rockin' don't bother knockin'!
6) Dig a tiger pit in the front yard for trick-or-treaters!
7) Watch The Dogg Show (campus channel 15 weeknights).
8) Hire a midget to suit up in a hollowed out cadaver to make your own semi-authentic zombie!