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We have ice cream, and a box. What sort of pie can we concoct with ice cream and a box?

Amanda: You can't. Next question.
Katie: This is where we introduce the ancient Poor College Student art of "illusion food." This is when you can't afford the real deal, and thus must rely on the power of imagination in order to stomach a reasonable facsimile--like simulating Easy Mac with leftover ramen noodles and store-brand aerosol cheese product.
Thus, I suggest a solution along the lines of the Origami crust technique (this is especially effective if the box in question is corrugated cardboard). Simply take the box, flatten it, and re-fold it into a crustish shape. Then, take the ice cream and fill the pseudocrust as necessary. Servings depend on the size and thickness of the box.
See? It's just like something Martha Stewart might do, were she living on a fixed income in near-poverty and completely lacking in transportation.

Why won't Charlene stop dancing?  Dancing Charlene

Amanda: Uhm. I'm at a loss on that one.
Katie: ..No really, why? It's scaring me...

Well that's it for this week. And please send us your questions!