Ask A Stupid Question
Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager
Katie Tandler | Staff Writer
Another week and more of your questions. Keep them
coming kids.
Is professional wrestling real?
Amanda: Well, yes and no. Yes, wrestling is a real sport that involves actual
athleticism and a lot of training. But the blood and pain are very fake. In
addition, the outcomes are planned in advance.
Katie: Damn skippy that stuff's real! Have you seen
'em bleed? 'Nuff said.
How do birds screw?
Amanda: Why do we keep getting questions like this?! Pass!!!!
Katie: This is, in fact, quite the valid question, given
the physiological makeup of the average
avian form and the relative amount of
mystery surrounding their...babymaking bits.
Ground-dwelling species such as ducks,
geese, chickens, and turkeys all "get it on" in
the conventional way, but tree-dwelling
species do it quite differently. The female
bird is actually impregnated by way of a
complex process of cross-pollination. Why
do you think they talk about the birds
and the bees?
That's all for this week. Join us next week for more ASQ!
Name: Amanda
Comments:
I don't think 7-11 buys beer so much as sell it...and no! I don't think my boyfriend would like that.
Comments:
Can i see your boobs?
Comments:
How many cases of beast does 7-11 buy in a given week here at Radford?
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