Ask A Stupid Question
  Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager
  Katie Tandler | Staff Writer

Another week and more of your questions. Keep them coming kids.

Is professional wrestling real?
Amanda: Well, yes and no. Yes, wrestling is a real sport that involves actual athleticism and a lot of training. But the blood and pain are very fake. In addition, the outcomes are planned in advance.
Katie: Damn skippy that stuff's real! Have you seen 'em bleed? 'Nuff said.

How do birds screw?
Amanda: Why do we keep getting questions like this?! Pass!!!!
Katie: This is, in fact, quite the valid question, given the physiological makeup of the average avian form and the relative amount of mystery surrounding their...babymaking bits. Ground-dwelling species such as ducks, geese, chickens, and turkeys all "get it on" in the conventional way, but tree-dwelling species do it quite differently. The female bird is actually impregnated by way of a complex process of cross-pollination. Why do you think they talk about the birds and the bees?

That's all for this week. Join us next week for more ASQ!

Name: Amanda
Comments:
I don't think 7-11 buys beer so much as sell it...and no! I don't think my boyfriend would like that.

Comments:
Can i see your boobs?

Comments:
How many cases of beast does 7-11 buy in a given week here at Radford?

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