Welcome to another addition of ASQ where we answer your questions. Have a question? Send to us via whim@radford.edu with ASQ in the subject line or just leave your question in the feedback section at the bottom of the page. On with this week's questions.

Is it okay if my dog eats bean dip?
Amanda: It depends what you mean by okay. Will it kill your dog? Probably not. Is it good for your dog? No. It's never good to feed a dog food prepared for humans. Dogs have different nutritional needs that can't be met by consuming people food.
Kate: Bean dip unleashes horrible, heretofore unseen evils in the canine digestive system which can move to overtake the dog's brain. Should your pet consume this substance, I fervently suggest you seek the services of an old priest and a young priest.

Yes, I am a member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda Fraternity. Recently a rival frat trashed our house (those jock bastards) and filled it with tampons and 3 sheep. We don't want to just throw them away; so what kind of crafts can we do with 431 tampons and 3 sheep?
Amanda: Erm...I'm not touching that one.
Kate: Sedate the sheep. Find a large open area. Create decoys out of the tampons. Invite people to try and find the real sheep.

Okay. That's all for this week kiddies. See you next time!